JarvisIndian Reviews

October (II) (2018)

People talk about Varunardo DiCaprio acting

[2/10 · 25 January 2020]

Film is about hospital and hotel . People r saying that Varun deserves Oscar. He did nothing but act st*pid and akward

Avane Srimannarayana (2019)

ASN suspense fantasy movie. Rip bollywood biopic and remakes

[8/10 · 1 January 2020]

ASN is a total blast . Such Hollywood cinematography isn't done in Bollywood also. VFX could have been better. Magnificent location and mind blowing twists and comedy scenes. St**pid people praise copy paste movies like WAR , Saaho. So much creativity and innovation in this movie . Duration should have been reduced. But over-all it took 3 years of hard work. Superb movie. Idiot bollywood people are coming up with remakes biopic and patriotism, Nepotism. Atleast watch this - not an ordinary movie. And none of the scenes are copied from Hollywood. Great effort.

Dabangg 3 (2019)

Oscar for worst acting

[1/10 · 23 December 2019]

Salman can only do remake movies better. Like shahid kapoor, these stupid actors can only copy other actors Masterpiece and make a prototype of it to tatti bollywood people . Who always believe in action stunts . Tearing shirts and all. He is just endorsing worst actors like katrina Sonakshi warina. Crap movies aren't gonna stop. So please become wise and watch good content movie.

Saaho (2019)

Stupid movie with no signs of physics.hollywood prototype

[2/10 · 15 December 2019]

Mixture of Mission impossible, mad max and fast and furious. How can he jump without parachute and ends up hooking it in mid air . Worst VFX. Ruined the whole Tollywood and South Indian movies reputation. So many twists and turns. That director and some chutiya fans said that it should be watched twice . What the hell type of movie. Stop copying Hollywood

M.S. Dhoni: The Untold Story (2016)

It should have been much better as non biopic

[7/10 · 15 December 2019]

Neeraj panday has been making thriller. But this feels like a non biopic movie. Dhoni is so calm and cool. But in the film Sushant Singh acted like extrovert. He didn't had that cool attitude. They should have showed nail biting matches . Cinematography was very weak. Before interval when it rains and a trains arrives chanting Dhoni Dhoni!!!!!!! And he gets inside and becomes cricketer . That same old chamatkar pe chamatkar of bollywood continued. But its worth a watch

War (2019)

Indian mission impossible sasti copy

[1/10 · 4 December 2019]

You don't have to watch this movie if you have watched Mission impossible Rogue nation, Fate of the furious- climax where missiles are shooted from submarines and some Ferrari & Lamborghini are racing on iceland. MI rogue nation scene where tom cruise rides his bike throughout the city and applying mask for sometime to fool others is ok in Mission impossible But here tiger Shroff is switched with villian for so many months . How the hell is it possible to act like another person for months.and Hrithik can't figureout. Hrithik reveals that he knows the truth after watching tigers eyes from the past , so dumb story. If the person is switched how the hell can he act mimic and have the same body size. Absolute crap . At the end Hrithik Roshan becomes the Batman Dark knight. So that tiger Shroff can take all the credit. As Batman did it for Harvey dent. The stupid Director watched all MI , fast & furious 8 and Dark knight . He mixed up all actions sequence. Indian audience who don't know Hollywood and claiming it as best action movie and it should be compared to Hollywood movies. Rip director Rip bollywood fans

2.0 (2018)

Paranormal activity, VFX was sh**t. Video game graphics are better than this.

[2/10 · 29 November 2019]

PewDiePie made a distract on this , it is so true even games have more logic and better graphics than this stupid movie. My friends who doesn't even watch Hollywood says it is best VFX movie.god stop it. So many people in the stadium the director dint even care baout them . Millions of bullets were fired none died. Stupid robot act like human being. That Atlee idiot is copying every scene from terminator and pasting it nicely. Even mersal was of mission impossible and prestige movie proto types. He ain't gonna make movie in hindi coz hindi people r familiar with Hollywood. He would be caught in flying colours. Nothing looks realistic. Ghost Stories and all was crap . It is flop in china. Who the hell watches these kind of stupid stuff where so many things happen like lord mobile or clash of clan . Sending dragons out of phones. Chitti was like cartoon and those birds were edited from kinemaster.

Jab Tak Hai Jaan (2012)

Plagiarism . Watch hurt locker

[2/10 · 29 November 2019]

2009 movie Hurt locker is better than this stupid movie. Katrina till date doesn't know how to act . Anushka Sharma is always over acting. The reckless behaviour of diffuse sqaud can be witnessed in Hurt locker. They got inspired and copied it

Geostorm (2017)

Whole movie was disaster

[1/10 · 28 November 2019]

Its is so much cold in Afghanistan that soldiers hand was frozen yet their body dint freeze intersting. And they are in Registan really. In Hindi Registan means desert. The director was so busy that he didn't find good name. And the big revolving satellite is shown live from outer space through news channels . If we could watch every Satellite footage live from outer space. Then why the hell NASA and ISRO fail in finding their lost Satellites. Absolute crap . If it was made in India. It would have done well. But you can't fool Hollywood and others with this stupid science and so much fiction. This movie tests your common sense and IQ. If you watch movies like these then you would ruin your academics for sure

Joker (I) (2019)

Dancing Arthur fleck smoking cigare*te - most dangerous thing in the world

[9/10 · 26 November 2019]

Delusional film enriched with horrifying acting. Everyone thought it would be a prototype of dark knight joker. But it is better than an Oscar movie. The story is incomplete they should make part 2. Hell this is the best film and unique genre related to fight club. Best of 2019

The Terminal (2004)

Tom & berg are innovative and versatile

[9/10 · 17 November 2019]

Tom hanks give him any movie. Picasso of acting great performances. Ending makes it more artistic.

Pokémon: Detective Pikachu (2019)

Sleep for 100 minutes

[1/10 · 1 October 2019]

How the hell this movie was done. No story no detectiveness nothing. Stupid overrated crap. I almost slept after seeing the first half. Cartoon was better than this.

Ghajini (2008)

Rip Ghajini, next remake inception also

[6/10 · 21 September 2019]

These guys don't have mind of their own . Copying masterpieces like memento and Nolans work is not childs play. Pls first watch original movie in Hollywood.

Amar (II) (2019)

God for sake movie.

[1/10 · 10 September 2019]

This movie is made for some fans. Abhishek reactions in most of the movie is awkward. Atleast he should have acted well. Darshan song in this movie helped it to gross. Pls don't do this kind of acting in next movie. People will not bare you next time. Pls give good movies.

Doraemon (2005– )

Best cartoon ever

[10/10 · 10 September 2019]

Those characters are iconic. Where every cartoon have mythological or stupid logic. But Doraemon has given wonders in years. I like cats and this show never bores me. It is better than any other shows . Japanese culture is lit

Chhichhore (2019)

2019 Best movie, with logic

[7/10 · 10 September 2019]

Nowadays many bollywood movies are based on over patriotism,item songs, cartoon VFX action, logic less scenes. But after watching this movie I swear , I laughed at each and every scene. I never thought that it was bad or good joke. But it was amazing man. If you had watched 3 idiots. You will see the same hospital scene where Raju Rastogi was brought back from coma. It happens similar in this movie too but in a different way. It is filled with 18 + jokes. Never a family movie. Its only for young generation. Over dramatic scenes, Sushant Singh narration was like ad break during the film. Why every movie opt this kind of lengthy narration. The old parents didn't look so realistic. What happened to all the characters and how did they get job. Film shows nothing but the fun they had and the competition of GC. More over film lacks that emotions and inspiring moments like they had in chak de India and 3 idiots.not considering the cinematography and striking moments. But it surely had that entertainment like Dangal and its good.

The Conjuring (2013)

Best film to watch in whole WB movies

[8/10 · 29 August 2019]

No better film than this in the whole franchise. Atleast it scares the hell out of you. Sound mixing and cinematography is brilliant

It (I) (2017)

Wierd movie no logic watch once

[6/10 · 29 August 2019]

No scare but it is for those children between 3 to 9 years. You can't even understand logics. Boring film'. But IT chapter 2 is releasing. After 27 years they would have made plot better than earlier

Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald (2018)

Best visuals, no plot only boring

[1/10 · 29 August 2019]

Johnny depp movies make every one feel mesmerized but this movie how did he think of doing it. Absolutely rubbish script . Stupid idiot director . Little bit of stunning visuals thats it. Pls don't watch it. Its more than rubbish boring

Ranna (2015)

Ranna remake not up to the mark

[4/10 · 19 August 2019]

When we have better version of ranna. And the director is fully focused on build up of Hero, you know whts gonna happen. Crying seen of Sudeep is awkward & is being trolled. They also didn't admit that it was a dubbing. So much difficulty in remaking another hit film

Mission Mangal (2019)

Patriotic plot for safer side _Akshay Kumar's philosophy

[2/10 · 18 August 2019]

Some films like chak de India, airlift, Kesari are those film which is more focused on plot, screen play, and exhibits patriotic feelings. But after surgical strikes & Pakistan issues. Filmmakers are often making film like Uri , Narendra Modi and all, so that no one can disagree with these movies as an indian. Have positive reviews only because it is based on india. Another Desh bhakti film with political touch. Knowingly or unknowingly you should give it 10 out of 10 .if not everyone will call you anti patriotic. Mission mangal only focuses on patriotiism rather than reality. Everyone are fed up of this. Akshay Kumar who is Modi bhakt has been making 5-6 films per year which are overfilled overloaded with political parties and patriotism. If you can't give good movies don't spoil Indian cinema in the name of patriotism

Googly (2013)

Film with lot of coincidences

[4/10 · 18 August 2019]

There is no plot in real.whole movie is focused on wedding. But Yash acting is outstanding. Different style movie thats it

Saarathi (2011)

Lion King dubbing

[1/10 · 18 August 2019]

Wheeling in auto, hitting JCB with one hand and its claw is broken. So many punches slaps and even though darshan survives.This movie is remake of lion king. Director thinks that all Karnataka people are fools, stupid acting with build up and that CG of Shankar nag is used to hype this movie coz of auto drivers. Never ever watch this comedy movie

Kurukshetra (2019)

1st mythological 3d movie

[1/10 · 9 August 2019]

Graphics are useless. If you watch it in 3d then you will feel blurr graphics awkward. Please watch in Normal 4k. Only reason this film is hyped becoz of so many super stars are part of it. Average movie. Don't expect good vfx. Costumes are disgusting. I don't know if piano and harp was used in Mahabharata period, no common sense. Big broad film with thousands of mistakes. if you ask me watch it in TV

The Silence of the Lambs (1991)

Best thriller best acting

[10/10 · 12 July 2019]

Antony gives his best.serial killer movie based on true events. You should watch it atleast once. Starting 30min is background. Then thriller comes into play.