I'm done. No more. I'm sick of how people are saying that it's good! It's a notorious, unwanted, cringe worthy, godforsaken movie that Sony ever made! THEY CANCELLED POPEYE FOR THIS CRAP!!!??? I'M DONE!!!!! I am sick of how people are saying that the emoji movie is good, it's not! Can't you see the ratings and cringe in this movie? I'm done with Sony!
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Open Season: Scared Silly!
(2015)
Its time to stop!!!
10 August 2017
Its time, Sony! Stop!! There are many reasons why I despise this movie! 1: All characters from Open Season 3 has disappeared! Even Elliot and Giselles kids are gone! 2: Timberlake is back, but, the characters are more boring. 3: Why does boog shake his butt in a plane wheel? 4: Why is boog afraid of werewolves?? 5:cringe.
Don't watch this movie.
Don't watch this movie.
SpongeBob SquarePants
(1999– )
The Old One was Better
11 July 2017
SpongeBob Squarepants is as of June 2017, the longest running animated show, and the best cartoon show to ever air on Nickelodeon! But as the years went by, the show went askew! In 2007, Nick noticed something. There show was getting stale and fewer people were watching. They wanted to get there show back to where it was, a popular sensation! So in 2014, the show got an upgrade! But...it got worse. Nickelodeon thought that if they did what the cool people were doing, they could get more attention, but no. It got lesser attention. I personally think that the 2000's episodes were better. They did the same thing with the loud house. Not in the show, but in a video. In 2017, Nick announced a THIRD SpongeBob Movie. Why?? They placed all there chips on SpongeBob! They are no longer taking any chances, or risks that they used to in the 90's! If you want to see my FULL Nickelodeon review, then check it on my channel. But for now, let us look at SpongeBob's humiliation...
Horton Hears a Who!
(2008)
(Rewrite) Horton Hears a Who: Meh!
10 July 2017
Meh. It's not bad, but I think Blue Sky's can do better. I mean, for god sake's the whole movie is CGI! The movie is actually a reboot from the 1970 TV movie: Horton Hears a Who! The original book was made by Dr. Suess (idk how to spell his name.) But the 2008 reboot. Huh? The movie is about Horton, an elephant who finds a speck and believes that there is a small world is in the speck. But there is a kangaroo that implies otherwise. Despite her saying there is nothing in the speck, Horton ignores her and tries to find a safe place for the speck so it can be undisturbed. In the speck, there is a world called, WhoVille. To be honest, the movie is not bad! There is some adult jokes in it. 1: "Boob" is said multiple times. 2: Pee jokes. 3: Poop Jokes. But the most inappropriate joke in the movie was that when Horton Crosses a deadly bridge that he almost died in, he has a smile in his face as if its like nothing ever happened, saying: "Woo! that could've been a disaster!" Then while he's walking, his legs start to move up and down. Then suddenly, he starts to shake his butt in front of the screen, with a smirk on his face. WHY!!!??? THEY EVEN ADDED A SOUND EFFECT IN IT. WHILE HE SHAKES HIS BUTT, A SOUND WOBBLY COMES WHILE HIS BUTT IS SHAKING! (which sounds wrong) Then he says: "Wow! This feels very good! It's gonna be my new since of purpose." WHAT THE HECK!? WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!? Then suddenly he jumps closer to the screen TWERKING! FOLLOWED BY THE INSTRUMENTAL VERSION OF THE SONG: BABY GOT BACK!! 2 SECONDS LATER, HE JUMPS MORE CLOSER TO THE SCREEN STILL TWERKING WITH A HAPPY EXPRESSION ON HIS FACE! (its almost as of Horton was proud of his fat butt shake) 3 SECONDS LATER, HE JUMPS EVEN CLOSER TO THE SCREEN, STILL TWERKING, AND STILL SMILING!!! WHO MADE THAT SCENE? WHO DID IT AND WHY!!!??? To be honest, I love his butt shake. (IM NOT GAY) But other then those jokes, its a great animated movie for kids of all ages! I recommend it! 4 out of 10!
Open Season
(2006)
Open Season: The start of a new journey.
10 July 2017
In 2006, Sony Pictures Animation decided to make there move and make there first animated movie! Open Season. To be honest, it's actually a good start for the company. The movie is actually not that terrible! There is adult jokes in the movie. For instance, in the beginning when Ranger Beth was going to show that domesticated bear Boog was going to do, Boog see's some hunters while driving down and Boog decides to slap his butt in front of them. Extremely unnecessary, but funny too! It's a great movie for mature kids! 6 out of 10!
The Loud House
(2014– )
The Nickelodeon Renaissance is coming!
10 July 2017
This was a sign for Nickelodeon! The Loud House is my 2nd Most favorite show of all time! 1st was Gravity Falls. The story line is about a boy name Lincoln Loud who lives with 11 SISTERS!! Boy, it was uncalled for, but Nick managed to make them good. I mean, for crying out loud, I CAN'T REMEMBER THERE NAMES!! But my favorite character has to be Lincoln Loud! BOY, HOW SAVAGE OF HIM!!! HE CURSES AT HIS SISTER IN ONE EPISODE!!! But sadly, you couldn't here him curse. Of course because it's a kids show, not a adult swim show! I also like Lincoln's personality, his looks, (not gay) his savageness, and his butt shake too. (IM NOT GAY) in one episode: come sale away, Lincoln and his 11 sisters puts up a contest and see's who get's the most money from selling the stuff they don't need. Lincoln was for sure to win, and when he did, he would do his victory dance, what was it? His butt shake. But to be honest, it was uncalled for and unnecessary for the dance, but it was not bad. I recommend this for ages 8-15. ONLY for mature kids. But it is a great cartoon! 7 out of 10!
Gravity Falls
(2012–2016)
Gravity Falls: THE BEST SHOW EVER MADE!?
9 July 2017
This was a sign for Disney. This was the path to greatness for the channel. Gravity Falls is my most favorite show of all time! The main characters are Dipper Pines, Mabel Pines, Stan, Wendy, and Soos. The main story is about Dipper and Mabel go to Stan's mystery shack for the summer, but little did they know about Gravity Falls back story... I know it sounds cliché, but it's AWESOME!! Who is my favorite character out of the bunch? Dipper. BOY, HOW SAVAGE OF HIM!!! HE TRIED TO CONFESS HIS LOVE TO WENDY FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!! (spoilers) :D. I highly recommend this show for ALL AGES! But there's a character named Bill Cipher, who is suppose to be a reference to the Illuminati! (CONTROVERSIAL JOKE) It could also scare kids from age 4-10. But other then that, it's a great cartoon! 10 out of 10!
Open Season 3
(2010)
Open Season 3: The trilogy is ruined.
9 July 2017
This ruined the series for me. Why. Just why?? In the movie, they added a lot of characters that we did NOT know or heard about. Even in Open Season: Scared Silly, they disappear!! In Open Season 3, there were some scenes that were unnecessary. For instance, in the start of the move, Boog, wakes up from a cave?? Since when did he lived in a cave?? Anyways, he gets excited for "one day of guy's trip." Then, he goes outside and start to shake his butt. WHY? That was extremely unnecessary and uncalled for. And remember Elliot and Giselle? They had KIDS!! And Guess what? In the ending of the movie, EVERYBODY SHAKE'S THERE BUTT!!! WHO MADE THESE SCENES!!!??? WHO DID IT AND WHY!!!??? Then boog goes to a circus for some reason and makes friends with a LAMA and a TWIN VERSION of boog named Doug. Okay then. Then in one scene, boog falls in love with a character (i forgot what her name was.) But she thinks that Boog is Doug. Boog tries to tell her, but she never listens. Elliot, Ian, and the rest of the gang try to save Boog from going to....Russia???? In conclusion, I think this was a movie we didn't ask for and to be the worst movie of the whole series!
Norm of the North
(2016)
Norm of the North: THE WORST MOVIE EVER MADE!?
9 July 2017
Why? WHY?? WHY??? What was LionsGate thinking?? Clearly they were high when they thought of making this film. I'm not kidding, the movie is notorious! It even got a 2/10 review!! Norm, the main character, tries to protect his homeland. The arctic. But Norm...BOY There's SO MANY LEVELS OF WRONG WHEN IT COMES TO HIM. Like the number 1 problem that makes me cringe is his dance. He twerks. O_O. Speechless. ABSOLUTE SPEECHLESS! There's a scene where he has a mp3 player and FREAKING SHAKES HIS BUTT IN FRONT OF THE SCREEN!!! NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THAT!!! HE CALLS IT, THE FREAKING "ARTIC SHAKE!!! HE ALSO TWERKED IN ONCE SCENE WERE NORM WAS DANCING IN FRONT OF THESE ANIMALS!!! Clearly LionsGate was high when they made those scenes. Some people like his butt shake, but I digress. THIS IS THE WORST MOVIE EVER MADE BY MAN KIND!!!!!
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