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Farmhouse Fixer: Got Bored and Bought a Farm (2021)
Jonathon Knight sucks
I thought I'd give this show a shot. I grew up listening to NKOTB so I figured why not?
I can NOT believe this guy tore down the addition due to bad foundation!! He could have just as easily of dug the crawl space out and saved the addition!! Also for supposedly doing this for over 20 years he seemed shocked to find a "well" in the basement. That was actually a pretty common thing back in the day. I totally lost all respect for him after just the first 15 minutes in to this first episode.
He has NO right calling him a restoration expert by any means! I've seen amateurs who did better work!!!
Bargain Block (2021)
This Show Hurts
I really hope this show is fake. If these guys are really "fixing" these place ups, I feel terrible for any of the future buyers.
They do so many things wrong, it hurts just watching!!! Jokes shown with tons of mild/mildew, they should be gutting, but all that's shown is them painting over the existing drywall/plaster. I've been doing Mold remediation for decades, I'm not overly paranoid about it, but if I'm going to sell a remodeled home, I definitely would do it right!!
If they are buying these places for $1000 there is no reason they couldn't totally gut the place and redo it right, with the budgets they always say they have. It's just ridiculous to me.
Paranormal Caught on Camera: Canadian Lake Monster and More (2021)
Come on already!
Ok this is yet another episode that is total BS!! One segment is about a Russian UFO that can only be seen through an ordinary price of glass, placed in front of his camera. Give me a break!! The "UFO" looks so fake it's not even funny!! I'm no longer laughing at these episodes, I'm getting frustrated. These are supposed to show REAL paranormal phenomena on tape. I admit 99% are probably staged, but to even show these cartoon looking CGI phenomena, is ridiculous!! Don't waste your time with these anymore, as they go forward they just keep getting worse and worse!! Nothing but a bunch of mockery anymore. Seems as if they shifted their views from possibility to now making fun of those who do believe in the paranormal.
Paranormal Caught on Camera: Haunted Dam and More. (2020)
Fake!!
This show has really gone down hill, seriously!! Fake footage, terrible acting by these "paranormal investigators " I don't know how the "experts " can keep a straight face by passing these off as real!!!
They're definitely dragging the bottom of the barrel to find footage, and it shows!!
This show will pass the time, give you some laughs, not scary at all! I guess it should be rated higher than a 1 just for the laughs, but I don't feel very generous today.
If you're looking for a very fake "ghost" watch the ghost bride segment in this episode, you'll be rolling on the floor like I was!! The guys are terrible actors, the "ghost bride" needed a better special effects make up artist!
Station 19: Hot Box (2018)
So far, the dumbest episode yet!!
Sure, when one of the trapped wants to ram the garage door with the car, they all say it won't do any damage to the door, and will only damage the car, but yet this stupid "bomb" made from a water heater damaged the door enough for people to get in and out?? Waaaay to stupid!! Whoever wrote this episode should be fired! Telling the guy to not try to ram the door due to damaging the car (oh forget we might die, as long as the car isn't damaged) also because of exhaust fumes.. if they would've shut up and let him ram it, in the amount of time it was running and trying to tell Him to shut the car off, they would've been out. Dumb dumb dumb.
Phantom Rider (2020)
Paranoid Disillusionment
This sequel to Sir No Face and Two Face The Grey is another totally fake documentary. I honestly do not know why I waste my time watching his "films". They're iPhone recorded videos. With some news clips thrown in. This is supposed to prove that aliens exist and that there are secret government agents looking to kill him for releasing all this "proof". It does nothing to prove anything. Who honestly records every conversation with their spouse? Who always has their phone recording every second away from home?
Another major annoyance is his need to have clips repeat itself a dozen times, a dozen times, a dozen times, a dozen time! A 5 minute fake documentary stretched to over an an hour.
Don't waste your time! Tons of real proof out there, but not in this.
Two Face: The Grey (2020)
Fake!
This is supposed to be a sequel to a documentary, about a full body apparition that was supposedly recorded down in Australia. Both films (term used ver lightly) are so bad. The first film tried to make people assume the apparition was CGI, then right at the end woohoo it's not! It was very obvious that it was a prop peeking around a corner.
Now this film (again used lightly) is saying in reality the apparition is an alien. Yet no evidence to back it up, except a mysterious package left by a mystery man with a face tattoo.
But wait! The aliens aren't real aliens, they're robots disguised as aliens!
What a mess. If it was so ridiculously dumb, it could almost be funny.
This guy is supposed to be some big paranormal expert, in all kinds of shows, but he's a quack!
Save yourself some grief and ignore his documentaries
The Call of the Wild (2020)
CGI Sucked!
I don't know how so many people could say it had great CGI???!!!!??? It was terrible! The dog, bear, wolves, all looked fake and cartoonish. I had high hopes for this film, now I see why it was a flop. Even Harrison Ford couldn't save this movie. I'll watch the classic films instead. 3/10 stars just for Harrison Ford being in it.
Kecksburg (2019)
Indie Film But Still Bad
I know this is a micro budgeted indie film, I had no big expectations, but this film needs a lot of work. I hate to leave bad reviews because I know the work it takes to make any film, however it needed to be done.
One of my biggest peeves with this film is continuation, one scene will show daylight while next it's dark, then another it's raining.
One minute the car is in a field the next it's in blacktop.
Writing was bad, as another review mentions too many actors miscast, too many period errors, framing, lighting, focus way off.
I won't go down to a 1, only because I know it still had some hard work in some areas.
Can You Hear Me Now (2013)
Very Intense Short Film!
Can You Hear Me Now is a very intense and emotional film. It hit deep with me, as I have been where Kevin was. I know how hard it can be to be bullied as a teen, and then be ignored at home. Very moving film!
Mac Isn't Gay (2020)
Fun Times In The Closet!
This was a very fun short. Nicely done, great subject matter, good screenplay, and superb acting! Another excellent film by Breaking Fate!!
Don't Call Me Bigfoot (2020)
Not Bad, Could've Been Better
I enjoyed this film, it is not your average, run of the mill, Bigfoot documentary. The biggest let down, for me, was they did not show images, video footage, or audio, when they were discussing a certain case. Being able to see the images or footage or hearing the sounds, would have made their points more clear.
Above Ground (2017)
What Did I Watch?
Only reason I can't give this film a 1 star, is because of the cast and crew. I won't totally rip the film, since the cast and crew did good. However, the story is old news, overly predictable, with a very, overdone ending.