Dracin Reviews

The Crow: Wicked Prayer (2005)

Yes, This might be one of the worst movies in history!

[2/10 · 22 January 2007]

I started out watching this movie with an open mind, keeping it that way until it was all over. But what I found was; a large piece of junk... Badly acted, badly filmed, badly directed and very badly written!

I love the first movie, but I have not yet seen the second two... But this one was one of the worst movies I have ever seen, alongside city of fear, that is.

It was SO bad, I can't even try to explain it, but I just want to warn you all, it's BAD! (Not Micheal Jackson bad... Just plain old bad) Edward, David, Tara, Danny and Dennis all reach a new low in this movie.. And under no circumstance would Edward Furlong ever make a good crow... What on earth were they thinking here? And what was Dennis Hopper doing in this one? He tried to sound like a pimp, but ended up sounding worse than Chinese-water-torture... (Probably not his fault though... I think I blame the writers) Also; David, Danny, Edward and Tara have all appeared in good movies before, proving their ability to act... It's just this movie that drags their names trough the dirt... Making Edward a dirty s*** after this one and Pet Cemetary2...

I give this movie a 2... since I'm in a good mood...

Meet the Feebles (1989)

Don't get em' much sicker, or better!

[7/10 · 10 January 2007]

Now, this is one sick movie... But it's damn great and funny as well!

You'd never guess that this was the guy who made LOTR and King Kong, but it sure is his work... and some of his best! (In my opinion, Meet the Feebles and Braindead are probably his best.. although I like LOTR, King Kong, FS and Bad Taste as well)

Meet The Feebles is basically a screwed-up version of Muppets... Adults Only! ;)

Features a fox singing about Sodomy, a rat making porn, a bunny with aids, a drug-addict Nam-vet frog and a fly eating out of toilets... It's sick, disturbing, weird... and VERY funny!

I just watched this recently with my buddies, and we were all laughing our heads off, at the same time we were fighting to keep our lunch in.. :p

I recommend it to everyone, especially if you like Jackson's other 'old' movies!

This is top notch! 9 stars from me ;)