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freddmarshall
Reviews
Pitchfork (2016)
One of the worst things.
This POS movie was like if S Club 7 tried to make a horror movie. It was awful. The acting. The script. The cinematography. Hackneyed doesn't begin to cover it. Nothing about it made sense. Trite clichés abound. Avoid at all costs. Not even worth a "so bad its good" watch. Burn all the copies. Purge it from history. What more can be said about something which is in equal parts insulting, dumb, poorly crafted, idiotic, illogical, clichéd, boring and s**t.
My god, how many goddamn spotlights does one farmer have strewn around his property. Shining into the goddamn camera.
The barn dance scene was where I knew I had made a huge huge mistake.
I get it, you are from New York. That van made me angry. It was like someone who has never seen a movie decided to make a movie. AVOID.