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The Luke McQueen Pilots: The Luke of Love (2018)
The Worse Episode or Show I have ever seen on BBC TV ever
First of All if I could Rate this a Big Fat ZERO I would, but seeing as IMDB don't allow that I will give it 1 out of a billion lol... below is a review I also put on another site --
The "LUKE MCQUEEN PILOTS" is the worse thing I have seen on BBC TV in years... makes you wonder how the BBC get away with spending License payers money on drivel this bad..... come on BBC surely you can do better... now let me go n vomit... spluuurgee
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Did not find the comedian funny, and the show format was terrible.. tasks in the show were not even good. The lack of empathy, compassion, and respect Luke shows to the ladies will go in history as "how not to treat a beautiful lady at any time never mind on a first date!"
Jackals (2017)
Family rescue son from PSYCHO CULT, Family were doomed from outset!!
Starts off with some plausible story telling then goes down ill rather quickly.
The family hire a marine to rescue their boy from murderous cult. We are lead to believe from the marines tattoos that he may have has some prior affiliation with the cult, however he must have been a marine in teletubby LA LA LAND.. because the MARINE seems to have forgot all his basic combat training!
Dad and marine take CULT FOLLOWER to the cabin in the woods for de programming with the help of his family. With no plans for the future at all.
I'm no trained marine but even I know if you rescue a person from a cult they will try to get that person back.
Whilst Marine is rescuing the boy from the cult I'd have been back home making sure the cabin was fortified and there were weapons hidden around the outside ready to help later.
Also say let a family member know if you have not called an outside member of family by says 17:00hrs they automatically call police and tell them cult has invaded...
FILM LOST THE PLOT, how did they give the director money to make this......so may plot holes it GAPING GILL..
Rule one if you rescue some one from a cult don't take the said person to a cabin he new as a child.. you take him/her to some where neutral the person and family don't know that way the cult have no way of knowing from prior memories from the disciple where he would be going etc.
So why didn't the GI JOE have the cabin in the woods protected or have perimeter booby trapped for when the cult turned up. Not to mention wouldn't a GI JOE have other merc's/marines to watch his "SIX" to help him!
Then we have a family that have no form of common sense.. they kill cult intruders one by one and go out of their minds not knowing what to do and all they do is chat about giving the brother/son back to the cult.
Now if it was me they have three dead cult members/people in the house, work the maths out - they could have taken some clothes off the cult who were dead put their masks and walked out the front and back dressed as members of the cult.
Now I can guarantee that would not have only confused the CULT but would have got more people dead than the father going out to try and rescue his wife or son and resulting in father being stabbed to death.
other thing is they could have dressed one of the cult dead up in the lads clothing who they rescued. Then slashed the dead cults persons face slung him out side and burnt him in front of the cabin.
The cult for a few minutes would have thought the family had gone nuts and terminated the lad because the cult was hell bent on murder. That small window of opportunity might have been enough to have got to the FATHER of THE CULT/CULT LEADER and tried killing him before he worked his way through the family.
End out come with a murderous cult will always be all people DEAD no matter what so what do you do.. button down the hatches and wait for intrusion and kill the cluster one by one, or take things under control and work a plan that's just as gross and murderous as the cult would have done..
Like I said all a little lack lustre.... it loses depth and any thought of semblance as soon as they get to the cabin with a GI JOE Marine that has no back up plan when we all know Marines always have a back up.
I gave it 3 out of 10 and that was because I enjoyed the sound track which was the best part of the film.
I hope the director filled the lottery ticket in - he hoodwinked some one out of a lot of money to do this... lol
Gunned Down (2017)
Low Budget UK Action Flick - That Proves Crime Comes At A High Cost
Starts off with the lead character speeding off covered in blood in a suped up car with a bag full of money. Then the movie cuts back two weeks and you begin the tale of how being the part of a Heist sin't all what it's cracked up to be.
But it's not always plain sailing in the life of major gangland crime and heists... even more so when you have a seasoned cop hell bent on catching the lifelong robber and criminal who just wants his next job to be his last.
I always seem to enjoy Craig Fairbass in these type of roles.. give credit it is a low budget movie and another reviewer said it was not so good. I've seen a lot worse with better ratings and since it gives a different look at major crimes, quite a few action scenes and plot turns I rate it 8/10. It might be one I come back to as well.
Life (2017)
Life but not as we know it - You will not get the time back either...
I watched this after watching a few other less well known movies, and by far this was the worst I watched over a period of 5 Space / Alien movies. I'm not going to do a full review which I would normally.
Even though it's cast are well known all I could see in this move was Andromeda Strain, Aliens, The Expanse and possibly THE THAW....
No on the edge of the seat moments... and the ending was predictable.
If you want a typical space, meets non biological entity, meets Andromeda Strain then choose a couple of episodes of XFILES or this, but don't be upset from the poor story line and even Ryan Reynolds Death didn't make it any better...
King Arthur: Legend of the Sword (2017)
Guy Richie helps you to relive the Arthurian Legend ...
The best out right King Arthur film to date I reckon - typical Guy Richie film... snazzy monologues very similar in dialogue of the film SNATCH, one stock two smoking barrels meets Arthurian legend.. new take on the Legend and so damn cinematic and fantastical cool where he uses a character to bounce lines off other characters ....
Guy Richie def does good film making. It is gritty, baron, wild, very arty and a film I will return to many times. Love the way he uses ARTHUR to explain dialogue... there are specific scenes that stand out, and will last in my mind along time... I think it will be one of my favourite films on my shelf when I buy it later. Nice to see Guy Richie did the story and Legend justice by the end of it you just might want to throw down your rags, grab your swords and hold them up high, Or sit down and have a meal with your new friends the Vikings :)