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Willy's Wonderland (2021)
This movie is worth paying $150.00 to see
Look, this movie has NO budget, is pure crap and completely unrealistic. What makes it worth paying EVERY CENT I SAID in the title is Nick Cage looks 35 (how they made him look 30 years younger with NO budget is beyond me but anyways). He looks like he's 35 and says like ONE word through the whole movie while killing Chuck E Cheese animatronics and POUNDING energy drinks like they're whiskey. It's completely and TOTALLY worth the time and money. I watched this and literally P*SSED myself from the enjoyment of seeing nick cage sell himself for like $2000, and a couple of shirts and a ride in a camero.
Give the guy $10 for this on digital, seeing him go from leaving las vegas to main lining redbull to fight show-biz-pizza (NOTE, i specifically said showbiz since chuck e cheeze devoured them, so they left Nick "National Treasure" Cage with a $2000 paycheck for one day of work fighting whatever they could find at abandoned pizza palours. Its GREAT! I'm STILL P*ssing myself over this cause it had NO budget yet was 10000000000000000x better than ghost rider 2, but then again he pumped out Pig this year too and that was a serious movie that was REALLY good and to his standard. This movie is like watching someone get paid to smoke crack for a day and improvise 5 pages of a script while they constantly apply hair color for men.
I *LOVED* it!
Kolskaya sverhglubokaya (2020)
it's russian doom
It's russian doom
there isn't anything else that needs to be said
if you want the REAL plot play doom starting from the dos version to the latest version
cause this movie was worse than the one with the rock even with the hatred of the russians.
Trailer Park Boys: Out of the Park (2016)
Terrible, just terrible
This is awful. The TPB's have sunk to a new low. The show used to be funny and not rely on low intelligence toilet humor. This series is basically a poor version of "An Idiot Abroad". Actually it's "3 full retards abroad". If you've seen ANY of the series before it went to Netflix you know that Ricky, Julian and Bubbles would NEVER act or stand for any of the stuff they have to do and put up with in this series. It's a shame because that's what ruins it. There are some funny moments in some episodes but they are so few and far between. This series is basically three old men whining and acting like little babies who get stepped on and walked all over the whole time without having any backbone. It takes the term JUMPING THE SHARK to a whole new level. The seasons on Netflix have gotten progressively worse and worse but this takes the cake for GARBAGE. I thought they sunk low with the toilet humor but this is to the point where it's insulting to the fans who have been around since the beginning. It makes you wonder what happened and who these characters are. I do understand they are in Europe away from the park but that is no excuse for how just how BAD they let things get. Them doing this shows that they don't care about the fans that have been with them since the beginning but want to cater to the teen age group. If you want to see bubbles act like a little scared boy all the time and Ricky and Julian act so selfish and not care about ANYONE besides themselves the whole time (while Julian doesn't stand up to anyone, shuts his mouth and does what he's told) then "TPB GO FULL RETARD ABROAD" is for you. They aren't the same guys we got to know and love anymore. Skip this unless there is absolutely nothing better to watch. I am scared to see how bad season 11 is going to be now.
2 tards out of 10
Monsters University (2013)
watch the whole thing if you saw the original
I have a 9 year old daughter and when this came out in the theater she didn't want to see it because she thought monsters were scary. Well needless to say I got her to watch the first one at home and then she wouldn't stop talking about seeing University. She was confused at first because this takes place before the original but once I explained things to her she understood and LOVED the rest of the movie. I loved it too, not only because I saw how happy my daughter was but because it was a GREAT "prequil" to the original I saw. I give this a full thumbs up. I would recommend you take your kids to see this or buy the video when it comes out because it's WORTH it. If not to let your children enjoy but to have in your collection.
Sweatshop (2009)
It's good, but it is what it is.
OK, I can sum this up real fast. Run of the mill low budget slasher movies with suicide girls. HOWEVER, it has one awesome thing going for it. A HUGE HAMMER. Yes folks, the big killer smashes people to bits with a huge, and I do mean HUGE, hammer. Did I mention it was a huge hammer? I give it a solid 7 just for the way they handled all of the gore. Plot wise, ehhh, so-so. So lets see, mediocre plot, awesome death scenes and very nice eye candy (if you like suicide girls, I do). It's better than a lot of the other low budget crap out there. If you are bored, give it a shot. It will keep you entertained for an hour and a half. Oh, and you really want the killer to kill everyone, they are all rather irritating characters. Anyways, it's worth watching just for the death scenes.