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American Woman (2018)
Who killed Bridget...
We still don't know who exactly killed her... They don't show him or who, they show her asking Mrs. Derrick why her husband killed him but who is Mr. Derrick? Is it Paul? The woman she they threw a bridal shower for, husband? Did we meet him? Cause Mrs Derrick is the old blonde, not the bridal shower lady. This makes zero sense. Who's the killer.
Army of the Dead (2021)
What a waste of time...
The acting is horrible, the plot makes no sense no matter how many times you rewind it... I even have trouble looking up the synopsis for the movie, because there IS NO PLOT. Bite me see what happens, are you kidding me? Either you die or you turn, this is an awful movie.
47 Meters Down (2017)
If you have diving experience at all.. This is a complete mess.
So many, what do you call it, why the hell would you do that, questions.. they've got no license, they said it's sketchy, they're throwing food for the sharks, they have no rescue response anywhere.. WTF would you go there. Peer pressure and insecurity yeah it's clear but this movie could not be anything short of a cliche nonsense after nonsense movie. I had scuba diving lessons. When you're scuba diving at anywhere near that depth you wear gloves. If she had gloves she wouldn't have made so much noise banging on the bar with a rock, which I mean still.. come on. There's sharks around you and your making as much noise as possible and wasting all your air doing so. Also as soon as that shark disappears you GO FOR THE CAGE! NOT HIDE AND WAIT!! 🤦♀️🤦♀️ There are so many things wrong with this movie but Claire Holt was great, Mandy Moore, I've never been a fan of, and it could've been her overacting like usual. Or it could've been her playing it up to be like she was actually hallucinating that bad.. but it was just too much to watch. The second is way better! This whole movie is a fail. Intense but flip.
Year One (2009)
This movie..
Micheal Cena is the worst actor... I'm not a fan of Jack Black or Will Ferrell but at least they have talent. Michael Cena is just TERRIBLE. How is he even still acting. He makes this movie so.. it's like watching someone walk into a wall over and over.. This movie is awful.
Sabrina (2018)
Worst possesed doll movie
I've seen dozens of possessed doll movies and this is by far one if the worst I've ever seen. I actually almost fell asleep. I'm terrified of dummies so i figured I'd get a good scare, and goosebumps made me jump more than this nonsense.