It's fun to pick out all the dumb parts and there are so many! I'll just mention a couple. Ok,the safecracker insists he needs absolute silence so he can hear the clicks. NOBODY shuts up..at all! Also, they have mere minutes til the nuke arrives and there are parkour zombies after them ,but dad and daughter take the time to hash out their relationship problems. The list goes on and on.
Reviews
4 Reviews
The Drowning
(2016)
Don't get your hopes up
3 September 2017
Warning: Spoilers
It's not a good movie. The dialog makes very little sense. Same for plenty of scenes. The doctor's encounter with Rowena added nothing to story whatsoever. You think when he runs into her again several months later something relevant will happen. Nope. There's a scene where Ian,the "bad" guy is in the doctor's home with his wife. Doc frantically drives home,all the while on the phone telling his wife bad guy needs to get out NOW!.Guess what happened. Nothing. Doc got home,told Ian to leave, so he left. The ending was stupid,too.
Intruder
(III) (2016)
Wow! That was stupid!
21 April 2017
Warning: Spoilers
OK, so there's an intruder in her house. He's doing little things to mess with her mind, like taking a bite from an apple and putting in back in the fruit bowl. Eating cottage cheese with his fingers straight from the container,peeing on her dirty dishes and rearranging a couple little figurines. Now that should be creepy and unsettling for her, except she never notices any of that,so it was all pointless to the movie. Let's see,what other fails are there? OK,so her boyfriend was stabbed to death with no blood spilled. Not a drop. That happened in the morning. When late night arrived and he still hadn't shown up at her house she called him, only to discovered his phone still in her house. So no one else called him even once that whole day? Actually if you're the type who likes to pick apart stupid movies,like I am, this is a great one! If you're looking to be scared ,don't bother. If you want to nit pick,jackpot!
The Hitcher
(1986)
Not a good movie....
28 September 2016
Warning: Spoilers
First,let me say this. C.Thomas Howell's acting was horrible. In a movie there is supposed to be a character you care about. Real quick I discovered that I didn't care if he lived or died. I didn't care about Nash either.
Secondly,it seems like everyone in this movie,with the exception of John Ryder is stupid. The kid can't manage to find the right words to tell the cops what's going on? He mumbles a sentence here and there to try to explain the situation but that's about it. The police just stand there while the girl is tied to the truck. No one even tries to sneak over and untie her before she is torn in half.
Oh and NOBODY has any ability shoot and hit their target,except of course,the bad guy.
Over all,I think it was a terrible movie. I watched it alone. I wish I would have watched it with someone else,though. Not because I was scared,but because it would have been fun to laugh at it and make fun of it.
Secondly,it seems like everyone in this movie,with the exception of John Ryder is stupid. The kid can't manage to find the right words to tell the cops what's going on? He mumbles a sentence here and there to try to explain the situation but that's about it. The police just stand there while the girl is tied to the truck. No one even tries to sneak over and untie her before she is torn in half.
Oh and NOBODY has any ability shoot and hit their target,except of course,the bad guy.
Over all,I think it was a terrible movie. I watched it alone. I wish I would have watched it with someone else,though. Not because I was scared,but because it would have been fun to laugh at it and make fun of it.
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