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Friend Request (2016)
Wow! This movie was pretty darn good!
This is NOT a spoiler. Actually, I'm not going to give even a basic description. But I can tell you all that I really enjoyed this movie. I love Horror/Thriller films, and I'm not easily scared. This movie made me feel uncomfortable and uneasy at times, and I love it! Some say that it's typical and filled with a lot of Horror film cliché, but I say Congratulations! I found myself looking around quite often only to ensure that I wasn't being stalked, followed, or haunted. I might sound ridiculous, but in all actuality it was great! this movie receives 10 thumbs up from me! There aren't many horror films that can satisfy the monster within me, so I suggest you watch it. Oh!And make sure to leave the lights on.
Porsche Vonne
Who Gets the Dog? (2016)
Pretty Darn Boring. No dog movie will ever top Marley and Me!
I like Alicia Silverstone, and she's adorable in this movie. Yet, it still was not very enjoyable for me. The acting was below average which made it very difficult for me to get into it. Basically, the entire movie is centered around a couples breakup and their debate over "who gets the dog?" Not the title didn't already tell you that, but really, that's it! The dog gets depressed because he is recognizing the change that is occurring in his life. Although I like the presence of mean green juice (promoting a healthy diet) I just can't give this movie a high rating. It's cringe worthy. You know when the acting is really THAT bad your body cringes? Well I cringed multiple times. It would've been A LOT better as a comedy. A real comedy! One that makes you pee yourself you laugh so hard comedy. I'm not at all pleased. The ending is even worse than the movie. More and more movies are starting to end that way. A few of you might enjoy it, but if you're highly critical of the films you watch, prepare to give an extremely detailed review on how awful this film was. That is, if you watch the entire thing.
Porsche Vonne