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The Mosquito Coast (2021)
Not ONE likable character, and BORING!
Spoiler alert: it's wack!
Thought this show was going to blow me away, it has so much potential. That being said, it didn't blow me away, it just blows, period. What did actually blow me away is trying to choose what's worse: 1) the story line after a couple episodes, 2) the script, 3) actors/characters, 4) believability, or 5) monotonous progression?
Got bored real quick, as not only is the story so lame and no way anyone could do these things, but how unlikable the characters and actors are. I can't even have it on as a background show while I do other things ughhhh!! Honestly, I'm rooting for them all to fall into a big hole in the ground and never find their way out. I can't stand a single one of the characters, they're all idiots, and the story and script is so bad, why is there even a season 2? It just keeps clawing forward at a blistering pace, only to get nowhere. The same boring story every episode. I gave it a longer chance than I should have, in the hopes it would finally get better. Boy was I wrong! The actors are no good, it's hard to watch their expressions even, whoever did the casting did a good job to pick people that look as annoying as the next. This has to be the most annoying family I've ever had to watch on TV, same bucket as the family on LaBrea-I'd rather watch paint dry while someone scratches their nails on a chalkboard. Do yourself a favor and skip this show, it's awful and I'm shocked it isn't cancelled yet, what a waste of resources. Please stop wasting money on this show.
Funny Games (2007)
Stupidest movie I've ever seen. Don't watch. Total waste of time!!!!!
Whoever came up with this movie is a talentless piece of sh--t!!!! No point to the movie. Not scary. Script SUCKED. nothing exciting happened. Acting SUCKED because director has no idea what they're doing!!!! Omg how could you make such a horrible film. And who are the people that we're stupid enough to fund this? 100% crap. I hate it
Teacher of the Year (2014)
NOT funny, very lame attempt at comedy
How is this even funny? It's painful to watch. The characters suck. They tried too hard to throw funny and outrageous punchlines throughout, but I didn't chuckle once. What a waste of time and money. Wish I could get both back. Don't waste your time watching this even if it's free.
The 10 Year Plan (2014)
Cute story and actors, but the acting made me cringe
What a cute movie! I only watched through the end because it was a cute story line and I could totally relate having hung out in weho for years. That being said, although the actors are adorable and characters likable, the acting was no good. Every single person appeared to be reciting lines rather than acting, so much so, I almost turned it off halfway through. Not one actor was convincing. I'm not sure who these folks are or who did the casting, but it all seemed fake and forced. No real or convincing emotion, just seemed like they were reading lines. I can't justify giving this more than a 3 because of it. But if you don't mind bad acting, you'll like the movie. Just a bit of advice to the actors, put more emotion into it next time and make the audience believe you are the character, not just that you memorized your lines.
The Captive (2014)
Terrible, awful, 2 hours I'll never get back, what a waste!
I'm a huge fan of psychological thrillers, and this has to be the worst one I've ever seen. I kept thinking "just keep watching it, it's got to get better", but it never did. Sorry to see some of my favorite actors in a movie that wasn't worth making the way they made it. This could have a been an incredible film, what the hell was this garbage? Very slow moving, most of the acting was terrible, like the mom, Cas, and the "bad guys", just to name a few. Total waste of time, don't bother watching. Every time a scene seemed like the movie was going to finally pick up, it was just another let down. I'd give it negative 10 stars if I could. There was nothing psychological about it whatsoever, and it was very far from thrilling. The most wack movie I've seen in a very long time. Hated it! Did I mention... Waste. Of. Time! Thanks for nothing!