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What a mystery this world, one day you love them and the next day you want to kill them a thousand times over.
-The Fall (2006)
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Cumali Ceber: Allah Seni Alsin (2017)
An Excellent Film About Digestive System
This marvelous film teaches you how to defecate perfectly. For once in my life, I have seen a great acting performance like Mr. Soyletmez's acting performance. He is the most handsome gentleman that I have ever seen. When I saw him for the first time I could not believe in my eyes. His eyebrows, his mole, his hair... He was purely beautiful.
The way he defecates to cat litter was amazing. Every single time he broke wind, I felt his love inside my heart. I felt a sweet relief when he wisely slapped his pathetically ignorant children ...
I think I am desperately in love with this short, furry and furious man. And I am planning to hide this film in a time capsule as a family legacy to my great-grandchildren.
This film is also an alternative treatment for constipation. My uncle suffered of constipation for 82 days until he saw this film and when he saw it he quickly ran to the loo. Now he has diarrhea but I hope he will be fine soon.
Lastly, I want to say that if your IQ score is under 15 or if you want to test that how strong your stomach is, you should strictly see this masterpiece. Thank you for being this flawless Mr. Soyletmez...
Dunkirk (2017)
Masterpiece
First of all I want to say that Christopher Nolan is one of the best directors of all time. In fact, I was really nervous about the film as a Nolan fan because it's his first war film. I've read some bad reviews and they all wrote that the film was a total disappointment. I don't agree with that.
In spite of I couldn't see the film in IMAX, I still felt like I was in the film. All the sinking and drowning scenes were so realistic that I felt I was there and drowning with them. The characters were emotionally strong. Especially Cillian Murphy's character was so strong that I could get into his head and see through his eyes. The scene when he asked about the boy that he accidentally killed was so touching.
The only thing that I didn't like about the film was Harry Styles' acting performance. He just couldn't make us feel the film's spirit. For example when they realized there was a foreigner soldier in the ship with them he got angry but it was so phony.
But I can simply say that I loved the film. Nolan did a perfect job. I'm sure that he will keep doing great films like this film.
Kötü Çocuk (2017)
Worst Film Ever
I've seen lots of pathetically awful films but this one is the worst one. I couldn't stop laughing because of the way they act. I mean if it would be comedy film things could be different but sadly they think that it's a romantic film which is apparently not. The film is just like a parody version of "Twilight (2008)". Being handsome or beautiful won't make you talented and successful.
The scenario was so phony and dialogues were unrealistic. If you think that this film is a good film, I'm sorry but it's a serious problem for you which needs to be treated. Guys, If you want to see something romantic go and see "P.S. I Love You (2007)". It's ten times better than that garbage you call as a film.
La La Land (2016)
so real
I have never written a review before on IMDb. But I have to say a couple of things about this film.
It wasn't all about love, It was also about life itself. It was so real. There was sadness and happiness at the same time. The film was so colourful but it wasn't girly at all. It was't like the other cliché
Hollywood films. The soundtrack, the casting, the costumes were all great. I watched Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone together in "Crazy,
Stupid, Love" and "Gangster Squad" too. But these two films were not that stunning. Maybe the scenario wasn't good enough. But their roles in "La La Land" were perfect for them. That's why they both are nominated for "Best Actor" and "Best Actress" Oscars.