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Das Signal (2024)
Garbage. Maddening. Why?! (Ending Spoiler)
Voyager 1 and 2 are still transmitting location data to NASA. Were either of them headed back to Earth all of a sudden, not only would we know this, but it would probably be yrs to decades of knowing this before either actually arrived back.
Also, neither were built to survive re-entry into an atmosphere. The idea upon design and launch was that they might be found while still in space.
They would burn up upon re-entry. Not land intact, with a record still playing.
Furthermore, apparently the Wadi Desert in Jordan is just a short couple hour drive from Germany. *facepalm*
I think the Director hates ppl and wanted to make something so stupid and insufferably exasperating that it would cause viewers to throw up their hands and end up here...ranting.
Good grief what a complete and total waste of time.
Breach (2020)
Unwatchable brain vomit
Bad. Horrible. Terrible. Sophomoric. Embarrassing. Cheap. Cable access channel level. Too awful for even MST3K to mock. Anyone involved with this film even in the minutest way should be launched into the sun. Imagine the ppl that could have been fed or housed with the money that was deplorably flushed into the eternal crap hole of death that was this...whatever the whatever this was.
Legionnaire's Trail (2020)
My god this was just...boring...painful.
Mickey Rourke routinely mispronounces name after name. Caligula becomes Caliglia. Parthians becomes Parthinians. And he mispronounces Paetus as Paiteus throughout THE ENTIRE FILM. Nobody took the time to correct him? Or is he just an unreachable knucklehead?
The special effects are cartoonish. The music is out of place. I don't think there are ever more than 4 people in a single scene at the same time in the entire film! The budget for this must have been less than the price of a fully loaded Hyundai Elantra. Some decent drone shots of cliff climbing. The main character obviously worked hard throughout the production. But...I cannot believe I spent $7.99 renting this. I should flagellate myself for this unforgivable mistake.
Liu lang di qiu (2019)
Stupid, unrealistic beyond comprehension, idiotic.
What a waste of energy, time, money, effort, resources...life. How do abominations like this even occur. This was, awful. Had to FFWD thru it. Contrived. Cliched. Pompous.
The Predator (2018)
Horrifyingly disappointing...
We waited 31 years...for this?! There isn't a single worthwhile scene in this entire film. This makes Predator 2 look like Citizen Kane. Shane Black, do you hate us or something? W...T...F?!
Garbage. From start to finish.
Watch the original. Watch Predators (2010).
Crap
Crap
Crap
Exposed (2016)
Craptastic garbage. Disjointed. Meaningless. Wtf?!
What maniac edited this film, submitted it to test audiences, witnessed them all want to end their lives as a result of enduring this meandering and pointless disaster...and then decided it was still worth releasing it instead of setting the entire film studio on fire?! This is not a movie. This is a series of psychotically arranged vignettes meant to drive the viewer insane.
Nothing ever leads to anything. The two separate stories never connect at ANY point. Regardless of the fact that they are told in a manner attempting to make them appear to want to coalesce at some point.
This is the single worst film I have ever watched in my entire life. Ana de Armas is gorgeous and is one hell of an actress. Keanu Reeves gives a good performance as a tortured and bottled up individual. But all of their effort is for nothing, as the film insists on flushing anything good it might have had going for it...right down the toilet.
And let's not forget an absolutely unnecessarily graphic, brutal, and gut wrenching rape scene thrown in...just for kicks apparently.
If you enjoy being put in a headlock while simultaneously being kicked in the crotch over and over and over again, then this film is for you.
Otherwise, run. Ruuuuuuuuuunnn!!!!!!!!!
Alien: Covenant (2017)
Ridley Scott take a huge steaming crap on his own franchise!
Absolute....GARBAGE.
Really? You guys were that lazy that you took the best part of Prometheus, (the intriguing anticipation of what would be found on the planet Shaw & David would eventually arrive at), and flushed it right down the crapper?! We find out NOTHING about who, why, what for, when or anything about the Engineers. All we are treated to are morons NOT wearing Hazmat Suits or Airtight Outfits on THE FIRST planet mankind has ever landed on and found life. Also, NOBODY seems excited AT ALL that there IS LIFE found on another planet. Everyone was amazed in Prometheus. Awed! In Covenant..."meh".
Making David the bad guy and some psycho robot is completely outta f**king nowhere and complete and utter f**king trash.
the movie ruins the idea of the Xenomorphs as some mysterious ancient life form. It ruins Alien V Predator. It ruins the entire Alien franchise. Don't watch it. but if you must, just f**king ignore it and anything it has to say.
Ridley Scott...F**K!....YOU! Retire. Or better yet, jump off of the Golden Gate Bridge.
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SUCK!