Jumanaahh Reviews

Pity I Don't Have Perfect Pitch Too (2017)

If you have a stick up your behind, don't watch it.

[7/10 · 12 March 2024]

This movie is a real treat for those who appreciate a good laugh. Personally, it's been a while since I've had such a good chuckle, and I wouldn't mind a bit more of it. It seems some folks who didn't enjoy it may have taken it a bit too seriously or tried to make sense of every little detail. But really, that's not the point of this movie at all. It's meant to be a lighthearted escape, where you can just sit back and enjoy the ride without overthinking it. So if you're in the mood for some silly fun and don't mind letting go of logic for a bit, then this movie might be just what you need.

If you want to enjoy this movie, you gotta let loose first.

Enola Holmes 2 (2022)

A true joy

[9/10 · 10 November 2022]

I've seen reviews saying it's the same as the first. But, to be completely honest, I disagree. I don't know how they didn't how flavorful this movie was. It's based on a true historical event. There was GREAT character development for every main lead (which is very important to me in order to enjoy anything I'm watching). It was witty, charming, sensible, funny, & frankly quite sweet. I usually find movies like this corny or something I'd usually watch if I'm bored or to pass the time, but this one was a joy in all aspects. I loved how to movie was gradually opening up & building you towards a feel-good experience without being lame or unrealistic. Thank you for this captivating work.

How I Met Your Father (2022–2023)

I wanted to give this more stars but couldn't

[1/10 · 16 May 2022]

I love Hilary but everyone's acting is just so bad. Not a single character is funny and the storyline's so cheesy. Sid is probably the most decent character. Valentina's the worst. Her character's toxicity isn't funny. This series is just desperate and cringey.

The Favourite (2018)

Cringy and just weird.

[1/10 · 12 March 2019]

I wasted 2 hours of my life. I couldn't understand why it got so popular, had such high ratings, and how several great actresses actually agreed to be part of this movie! This movie was just tacky. Tacky and weird. And I usually like weird but this was just awful. It had no plot, I just didn't get the point. I think this is the kind of uncomfortable "art" that shouldn't be called art. Not everything strange and pointless is art. Please believe the bad reviews. I wasted 2 hours of my life.

A Simple Favor (2018)

Rip-off of Gone Girl?

[6/10 · 2 March 2019]

Felt alot like a rip-off of gone girl. laughed a bit. liked some parts. But don't really recommend.

Red Riding Hood (2011)

Underrated

[10/10 · 19 October 2018]

I don't get why it has so many bad reviews. I'm a major dark fantasy fan, I guess the majority here don't like these kind of movies. I thought the acting was spot on, the scenery was perfect, the characters were brilliant, it left you guessing until the very end so the suspense and story were very well put. I think the re-imaging did justice to the story.

The Witch Files (2018)

Pretty decent

[6/10 · 17 October 2018]

Just so you know, this had nothing to do with horror nor thriller. It actually wasn't bad. It's one of those feel good movies that you don't stress out while watching with happy endings which i liked because movies these days lack that kind of vibe and bad endings are a must these days for some reason. I would say it would be kind of perfect for a younger audience or young teens. As a girl in her early 20s it just wasn't for me lol

The Spy Who Dumped Me (2018)

I don't guess I would recommend

[6/10 · 15 October 2018]

I can't deny I enjoyed this movie and laughed, not so much, but I did laugh several times. That's why I'm giving it a 6. It didn't suck so much for me (prob bc I watched it online and didn't pay for it) but I wouldn't recommend it. The story was pretty bad, the whole movie was about some flash drive and we didn't even understand what the hell it was for. I love Mila but her acting was a bit off and Kate's character was kinda annoying.

Eighth Grade (2018)

Wasted 2 hours of my life.

[1/10 · 29 September 2018]

This movie was beyond horrible. I wanted a comedy movie and didn't laugh once. I cringed so much! The pace of the movie didn't make much sense (about her and Aiden and all). No character development at all and this was basically the point of the movie ???? Don't waste your time, you'll hate yourself afterwards. I don't know, I honestly couldn't relate at all, this coming from a girl who was kinda quiet herself.

War on Everyone (2016)

this was absolute trash

[2/10 · 10 January 2017]

i hated the storyline, i hated how they swore so much. i hated the nude scenes and i hate when they think those scenes are necessary to get views. what i hated the most was how they kept making fun of muslims and arabs. this movie was sick for one huge reason; they joked about how it wasn't okay to harass anyone unless they were an ARAB. Who the hell gave Americans or anyone the luxury to decide if it was okay or not to harass arabs! who said anyone owned arabs or muslims or anyone?! i know Hollywood and movies and actors just want to send a message through their work. if this is the message they wanted to send then Hollywood and that whole cast are monsters. if they're trying to say that it's okay for them to harass arabs then they shouldn't be surprised when we actually decide to stop staying quiet. these stuff shouldn't be ignored. i don't remember arabs ever deciding whether it was fine to harass American or other people from other nationalities, but maybe we should start thinking that way. we were never violent, but i guess it is true how some of you people can be mentally ill pigs. sorry, i think i insulted pigs.