Reviews

6 Reviews
Sort by:
Filter by Rating:
5/10
Generic, boring, predictable, unrealistic, with some nice scenes of Italy and Italian culture.
28 October 2023
Warning: Spoilers
Generic (as usual with Washington's 'Equalizer' character), Corny (as usual), simplistic, and unreal.

Similar to new James Bond films this character escapes death in the most unrealistic ways. His foe in this - the Italian mafia (and some of the Italian government) - fail to come close to killing him, but some random middle schooler is able to shoot him at the beginning (which is the most danger he ever faces). Irony I suppose ...

Also in the beginning he's surrounded by men with guns but miraculously isn't bound or handcuffed (and also is allowed to pour himself a glass of wine) even after killing multiple men from the mafia. With his hands free he's able grab one of the gunman's guns shoot the other gunman then get up use someone as a human shield and kill everyone else, ect.

This kind of or unrealistic scenario has been played out in hundreds of movies before but in this he tells them what he's going to do and gives them '9 seconds'.

This would be the first of about three times he evaded a sure death.

A scene just as unrealistic as this shows him attack a mafia boss in a restaurant with two of his monstrous goons only sitting a table away ARMED. Not only do they do nothing they literally just walk out of the restaurant.

Just like other Equalizer movies this had really good scene or environment shots. This takes place in Italy so there's really good scenes of Italians and their culture. This is essentially the only redeeming part of the movie with maybe the exception of more realistic aftermath in the violent scenes. There was a time when head/face shots were not directly seen when someone was shot in the head/face. The camera would pan away. Here however, they seemed to want to show this as maybe they thought it was special or needed it as a guise to be more realistic.
3 out of 9 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
Marauders (2016)
6/10
Weird and cheesy yet watchable.
22 October 2021
One rating says complains about the intro and goes on to say that it gets worse. I disagree. There are two plot twists that make it somewhat interesting. Some good dialog. Some bad dialog. Some interesting ideas and concepts but lots of cheesy ones.
0 out of 0 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
The Guilty (2021)
3/10
The budget for this film had to be 30,000 at most.
16 October 2021
Dispatcher yells on phone. Dispatchers boss yells at him. Dispatcher answers a call on his cell phone. Dispatcher gets a creepy call. Dispatcher stays at work late.

The entire movie was in the Dispatch office.

Similar to Tom Hardy's 'Locke' but Locke actually had a few other scenes outside of Tom Hardy talking on the phone in his car.
1 out of 2 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
Tiger King (2020–2021)
10/10
Surprisingly good product from Netflix
25 March 2020
I knew a lot Joe Exotic and thought this was going to be mostly just about him; and given he was a very wild anti-establishment Libertarian and Netflix is Netflix and that everything is politically driven now, I was really expecting this to be some more politically driven leftist garbage produced by Netflix.

Boy was I wrong.
5 out of 14 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
Cold Pursuit (2019)
5/10
Wasted premise ...
10 October 2019
The premise was intriguing, as was the setting; not many movies in Denver. But the problem with this movie is the consistency. First it starts as something that should be real dark, the first murders are explicitly graphic. Towards the end it becomes somewhat of a black comedy with cute scenes with the kidnapped kids and the Native Americans at the ski resort. Then of course there is the Liam Neeson generic acting.

I guess to sum it up, this movie had a ton of potential but ending up being a cheap parody with no direction and with nothing really redeemable.
0 out of 2 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
5/10
Stereotypical Neo-Noir drunk cop who gets special treatment
24 April 2017
Warning: Spoilers
Stereotypical drunk cop protagonist. Except this one is REALLY REALLY drunk.

A lot of dark, beautiful scenes around Paris and decent yet generic dark crime dialog - this film starts getting questionable when the antagonist commits a murder while in jail after already serving a life sentence and just days after his parole hearing.

Yes, after a man is found hanging in a cell that he just basically randomly was placed into - he gets set free - and he just committed murder and rape about 20 years ago and has rape and other violent crimes on his record from previous cases and stints in jail.

Around the same time of the parole hearing the viewer is introduced into another "twist". What is it? Yes corruption in the police force. But this isn't with basic under-payed patrol cops - its with the elite special crimes unit in which the protagonist is a part of. This corruption isn't anything high brow and isn't even white collar crime - it's some fat guy crime scene photographer who steals jewelry off dead corpses and - get this - sells them to fellow special crime detectives on his police force.

This movie had potential (the first scene was pretty iconic) but then went nowhere for literally hours and had some unreal corny movie scenes that you might see in a movie from the 80's and then of coarse a goofy tedious plot which left me confused about the point of the movie.
2 out of 5 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink

Recently Viewed