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Match Me in Miami (2023)
A hot mess that lacks sufficient depth to even be classified as superficial
A catastrophic mess.
85% focus and air time on the frivolous superficial toxic feminist hosts, their own interpersonal squabbles,,and about 15% of the airtime begrudgingly wasted on their "clients".
Allow me to summarize the whole season for you to save you some time:
All women are faultless queens/goddesses who deserve to have the world be laid at their feet for ..... well ..... existing.
All men are undeserving trash who must be patronized, and should then consider themselves lucky to be allowed to spend every penny that they own, just to be permitted to enter the presence of any woman at all.
The work "like" comprises approximately 18% of the hosts' vocabulary.
The whole show is a pretentious sickly sweet saccharine trainwreck.
Watching this drivel is the TV equivalent of forcing yourself to undergo a full "intellect"omy.
The Ridiculous 6 (2015)
The movie is worse than the explosive diarreah that spews from the donkey.
This movie has motivated me to sign up and submit my very first review. When will I ever learn ???? And what were actors of the calibre of Terry Crews, (whom I didn't get in far enough to even see), Nick Nolte and Jon Lovitz (again didn't get into the movie far enough to see him) doing in this movie ? Did they really need the work or the money this desperately. I have just jettisoned this movie (perhaps the number of people who paid full price to see this movie.) after about 15 to 20 minutes. When will I learn that when the names Adam Sandler and Rob Schneider are attached to a movie it is intended strictly for 4 demographic groups : 1) male children between the ages of 5 and 8 2) men between 18 and mid-twenties who are very drunk 3) men between 18 and mid-twenties who are very high 4) men between 18 and mid- twenties who are very drunk and high. Everyone else save your money and more importantly your time. Please avoid this example of digital diarreah. Who finances him making this self-indulgent low-brow crap ?