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Army of the Dead (2021)
Never been this bored watching a zombie movie
Never watching any Zack Snyder makes going forward. Justice League sucks, this one sucked even more. Boring. Not worth saying more.
Uncut Gems (2019)
Pointless waste of time
I don't really post a lot of reviews, but I had to for this one.
The entire movie is just a big loud mess. Everyone is just yelling.
You can put that as the plot: "Bunch of people yelling for 2 hours".
The title, the description and the build up for the plot looks incredibly promising, but what you get is just 2 hours of chaotic angry interactions that pretty much lead nowhere.
I'd rather watch Wild Hogs again even though I absolutely hated it.
After Life (2019)
Emotional roller coaster
I watched it in one sitting. Absolutely brilliant. I laughed, I cried. I really don't know how to describe it or compare it to anything, but I know that YOU HAVE TO watch it. Amazing.
Aquaman (2018)
Just boring.
Movie is a total swing and a miss. The entire cast is MEH, the plot is absolutely boring, the dialogue is cringy AF. Total waste of my time.
Shadowhunters: The Mortal Instruments (2016)
The acting is so cringe I'm not even gonna finish episode 1.
Just cringe. Don't have to say more. Cringe all around, every character is bad, lines are horrible, story is stupid. Not sure who was the genius to say "HEY LET'S GIVE THEM MONEY TO MAKE THIS SHOW."
Sick Note (2017)
One of the funniest TV shows I've seen in the past few years!
I just finished season 1 and I LOVE IT!
The cast is absolutely AWESOME!
Every single character is so well thought of, the writers are just brilliant, the story is funny as hell and I just can't think of any other words to express how much I love this show.
Looking forward to starting season 2 in a few minutes.
10/10!
Supergirl (2015)
Really like the show, but starting to hate Kara/Supergirl
This show is the less cringy version of Flash and by far the less cringy version of Arrow.
I really like the story and every single character, except for Kara/Supergirl. If the writers had the intention of making Kara obnoxious, spoiled, entitled and *insert every other insult* then they are doing an amazing job.
I'm into season 2 at the moment and I doubt I'll get into season 3 unless somehow magically they remove her from the show, which will make the show so awesome.
Every chance she gets she complains, cries or gets mad about something. Then changes her mind and then complains some more.
Advice: If you get easily upset by characters' doings, expect for Kara to piss you off every episode and watch with no big expectations.
Chilling Adventures of Sabrina (2018)
Absolutely brilliant!
Great story, lots of blood and uncensored moments that help fortify the "Chilling" part of the show. It is definitely NOT childish and definitely NOT cringe-worthy which I am sure a lot of people would have assumed.
The cast is really good and it definitely left me longing for season 2!
Bikini Moon (2017)
I don't know what kind of drugs everyone included in the making of this were on, but I want some.
This was the definition of watching paint dry. I felt like the movie was longer than the entire extended cut LOTR trilogy.
I've seen a lot of bad movies, but I've never seen something like this and I sure hope someone asks me if they should watch it so i can convince them not to.
The Defenders (2017)
Disappointing turned into annoying real quick
First of all to say I absolutely love Daredevil and Jessica Jones. How they were able to turn The Defenders into this annoying thing is beyond me. The Iron Fist should be a calm and reasonable person, that's what he was trained to be. Instead, he keeps yelling and arguing for everyone and he does not use his brain at all. Claire is probably the second most annoying character. She should have a minor role and just fix them up when they get hurt, not run into battle with 0 skills and constantly tell everyone what to do. The cop pretty much ruined the it for me on top of everything else. Why would you keep them imprisoned when you can't do anything and are literally useless? Cutting out her hand was probably the best thing that happened to this show. I hoped he would kill her, but I guess I'll have to be satisfied with the hand gone. I gave it a 3 for the effort I guess and because of Daredevil being super cool as always.