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Halloween Kills (2021)
Dumb horror movie characters
The real low light of the movie had to be when the two teenagers go after Michael in his old house. Fully aware he is in the house and armed with shotguns and pistols, the girl proceeds to stumble across 2 victims and lay down with them while her boyfriends gets brutalized by Michael.
Stargirl (2020)
Bad cosplay
I used to dream of superhero and comic live action shows as a kid. Now I just wish CW stopped making them
The King of Queens (1998)
Arthur Spooner
Arthur is a god amongst men. No one will ever compare
ParaNorman (2012)
So good it hurts
This movie is a masterpiece. My wife loves it so much she will randomly yell out "Paranorman!" throughout the day
Boy Meets World (1993)
Like watching old family tapes
This show was actually about my life. I saw a couple camera crews following me around growing up. Not sure how they CGI'd Ben Savages face on to mine
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)
Motive?
Okay. I get that this is a Hollywood blockbuster but this is some of the worst writing ever. A good villain has a good motive and back story. Some times you even sympathize with them and in their eyes they aren't bad at all. The villain in this film runs the estate for a overly wealthy man who has amassed a fortune. His motive: make more money. The best way to go about it: run an elaborate billion dollar scheme to illegally smuggle dinosaurs and genetically alter them to turn around and sell for more money. I mean how much money must it have cost this guy to start this operation? Hire a small army, boats, top genetic scientists etc. Also, having a dinosaur is a weird flex but ok... but as a weapon? It's like having a ninja and dropping him into a war zone. He may kill ten people but eventually someone is shooting him. How many people would a raptor kill in an active war zone before getting shot? The hybrid raptor can be laser guided, which means you would have a man on the ground pointing to where the raptor would go and potentially eat people. I would think a guided middle would be both less expensive and much more effective. On another note, Bryce Dallas Howard was atrocious. She played the typical 90's action film damsel in distress and played it poorly. Jeff Goldblum was in the scenes they showed in the preview and that's it. I can't really reiterate just how bad this film is. Not only did someone write this but a billion dollar company green lit this and filmed it. The hero again is velociraptor blue who has to save the humans once again ( i am all for a spin-off movie of Blue out in the world getting into crazy hi jinx).
Hereditary (2018)
The kind of horror that lasts
Let me start this off by saying I did not enjoy The Witch. Too slow of a burn for me. Hereditary on the other hand was brilliant. Started off slow which had me worried but this movie was more willing to explore the supernatural element and when they went for it, they really went for it. No cheap scares here, thick tension building atmosphere and bread crumbs of clues lead up to one of the most intense final acts I have seen in awhile. An instant classic in my book, a horror movie that takes it self seriously (as does every actor and actress involved) and demands your respect. Go see this film.