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Pixels (2015)
Frankly, the makers of this movies are a bunch of ass-holes
The makers of this movie tried hard to be funny.. so they threw in a dwarf in the movie and hoped that the audience would laugh at the dwarf... so distasteful. Why is it always that these ass-holes think that making fun of dwarfs and other vulnerable people is so fun? Then they take this dwarf and use him throughout this movie - from the beginning to the end - in the hope of making the audience laugh, but all they did was to make a fool out of themselves. Disgusting! In short, this movie is offensive and filled with black humour.
Beside the dwarf clown, all characters in this movie are highly likable. And the visual effects are also good.
Nightcrawler (2014)
A must-watch
The main character in this movie is a psychopath. What is really surprising though, is how accurate the psychopath is portrayed in this movie, as if the director of the movie was Robert Hare himself (Robert Hare is the worlds leading expert on psychopathology). Louis Bloom even got the dead eyes of a psychopath! And this is really the strength of this movie: literally ALL of the actors and actresses in this movie deliver powerful award-winning performances, that really makes you go like 'WOW!'. A special kudos to Jake Gyllenhaal who deserves an Oscar for his portrayal of a psychopath, he has really proved himself to be a fine artist of our time. Another really good thing about this movie is that it - besides containing an important message for our society - provides the viewers with food for thought without making any clear judgements. This movie really makes you THINK, but at the same time keeps you entertained and surprised. On a side note, this movie also contains good visual effects, with the car racing scene being really good. Properly one of the best movies that I have ever seen. Highly recommended.
Gone Girl (2014)
What a piece of sh*it. Trashy movie with trashy characters.
*** This review may contain spoilers ***
Welcome to a world where everyone is an ass-hole. The husband is an ass-hole. The wife is an ass-hole. The ex is an ass-hole. The mistress is an ass-hole. The other character didn't get enough screen time otherwise they would probably be ass-holes like everyone else in this movie. Let me explain:
The lead character, Nick, is a 40-year old something who used to be a teacher and now sleeps around with his former student half his age. As if teachers sleeping around with students wasn't bad enough, Nick is also married to another woman, making him a cheater also. In short, Nick is a dishonest, immoral jerk. Now working at a bar, he comes home one day and finds his wife missing, and instead of feeling shocked or touched by what looks like a violent murder of his wife, he calmly fills the necessary police formalities and keeps sleeping around with his student. Now when you just begin to think, that the insanity couldn't get any worse, it turns out that his wife is a psycho who fabricated her own kidnapping/murder!! And why did she do that? Well, apparently she has an old habit of getting involved with scum-bags just to press (often false) charges against them later on... Which makes her a scumbag whose only aim in life is to punish other scumbags. Then there is Desi, who is stupid enough to believe all her lies when its obvious that she fabricated the crime herself. He doesn't even has a problem with sleeping with another man's wife. In top of that, he is a snobbish character who believes that he can buy people with money. And if that wasn't enough, Amy was right about him stalking her. Just when you get confused over whose the biggest ass-hole in this movie, turns out that the wife is also a killer!!! At the end of this movie, when Amy and Nick are seen reunited, you realize that these two ass-holes do indeed deserve each other.
At an additional note, this movie is filled with unrealistic scenes, just to take a few examples: The amount of blood that the sociopath used would have killed her in real life, and how could she be sent home from the hospital filled with blood? And why was the diary placed in the dad's house?
This movie is a piece of sh*t. Stay away.
The Pill (2011)
A senseless movie in which every character is an arsehole
******* contain some Spoilers *******
I normally don't write movie reviews, but this movie is so terrible that I just have to warn others.
There are three main characters in this movie: Fred (an extremely dishonest, manipulative and selfish cheater who want's to be seen as a ''good guy'') Mindy (a crazy, manipulative, selfish, borderline and hysterical woman) and Nelly (A cheater who counts condoms). In short: all three of them are ass-holes.
Now, Fred and Nelly are in a live-in relationship, and Fred thinks that Nelly treat him as his personal assistant because she keeps asking him for favors. And he, being an selfish ass-hole, dislikes doing favors for her. He also thinks that she is a control-freak, because she asks him not to walk around the apartment with his shoes on. But being the manipulative coward that he is, he doesn't got the guts to have an honest conversation with Nelly about it. Instead, he secretly 'rebels' against Nelly by cheating on her with a lunatic named Mindy. This lunatic tries to con him into a relationship with her by becoming pregnant - although they've just met and don't even know each other! And just as a side note - Mindy says she is a'catholic' and therefore believes in sleeping around with each and everybody without taking an after pill!!! Then she drags him around and introduce him to her crazy family as her 'boyfriend'. And Fred thinks that all this annoying insanity is 'the best day in his life' and he falls in love with this devious creature called Mindy. So, he leaves his 'controlling' girlfriend because the controlling, needy, crazy, devious, manipulative, hysterical, borderline, selfish, phony, hypocritical, shallow, promiscuous and bad- mannered MINDY is so much better!So basically, he left a 'control-freak who doesn't respect him' for another control-freak who doesn't respect him. This is really where this movie became so senseless and annoying that I stopped caring about what's going to happen to these scum-bags. To hell with Fred and Mindy, the two devious frauds who really do deserve each other. And the director Khoury who thinks that being a lunatic is the same as being a ''free-spirit''. Everyone in this movie, including the director, needs serious mental help.
In short, don't waste your time on this rotten movie. You would hate to meet devious frauds like Mindy and Fred in real life, so don't waste your time on watching them on a TV-Screen. This is seriously the worst movie ever.