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Atlantic Rim (2013)
What tha heck was that???
So so so so so so bad..... in EVERY way imaginable. Bad acting, continuity, effects, story.... all of it. The bot suddenly springs up out of water barely deep enough to come up to its knees... was it lying down first??? Why were there so many dead people in town? One fight on the beach and practically the whole town was destroyed. NO military man carries a gun gangsta style in his waistband behind his back... In the car, the driver with the eyepatch never put his eyes on the road... just kept looking at General/Admiral Hadley. Not sure which since the same officer called him General and then Admiral... And as far is i know, 3 stars in the Marines is Lt General and in the Navy its Vice Admiral, either way they should not be calling him General or Admiral. WHAT?!?! Busting a locked doorknob on a steel door with a wooden handled hammer?!?!? And there was no locking mechanism in the door, just a doorknob on a door. Colonel Geise... fer gods sake take a chill pill. Loosen ya undies man, they must be so wadded up. I've never seen a man so stressed and full of pent up anger... any more stress and ya eyepatch will melt. Oh and is Geiss a Captain or a Colonel? Just exactly WHICH branch of the military was running all this??? Army, Navy, Marines??? None of the insignia was correct for any of them. I was trying to work it out but got a headache and gave up. 3 Bots and only Red does the work??? wtf? Melee weapons magically appear... OMG ITS THE POWER RANGERS!!!!!
Forget this movie. I've wasted some of my precious life watching it... time i'll never get back... WHY.... why did i do it....? *sob sob*
Crawl or Die (2014)
Garbage
Poor continuity sometimes. Like someone forgot which side a wound was supposed to be on when they rocked up for the next days filming... although the way this movie went... it probably only took a day. I especially loved the part where the soldier fired multiple rounds, one handed, from his bolt action machine gun? What? The plot is thin, the acting painfully forced sometimes. The sound... well i don't know what happened there. Sometimes the sound effects for the guns or something dropped out of the scene. The action continued and other effects were there... i thought maybe i had a problem with my PC... After putting up with the first 30 minutes, i skimmed ahead. It wasn't like i missed much. And there were only 2 possible outcomes that were blindingly obvious. Low budget? Or should it have been no budget. And i wonder if Spielberg knows where Aliens head went....? I do...
I love sci-fi and a bit of drama... but this was pathetic. If it wasn't for the lead actress ending up in her sports bra and pants, i would have stopped watching about half way through.
Oh... and for a "new" planet... who built the tunnels? And i didn't know aliens used padlocks? Sorry, i guess I'm not supposed to think logically after-all, it is only a movie.