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Freelance (2023)
Such a bad unfunny rubbish movie
This movie had so much potential to be funny or to be an action movie or to be a drama or to be just something. But in the end it really is nothing, it is not funny there is no comedy even though you sometimes feel like something funny is about to happen or about to said, but no, there is no joke, there is no silly humour, there is literally nothing in this movie but a waste of the viewers precious time.
John Cena is great to watch but in this movie, he's not been given the script he deserves. This could have been like the Rock in Central Intelligence, but it just didn't have the creative and funny people behind it, so this movie is just trash and nothingness. I hope someone gives John some better roles in Hollywood.
The Misfits (2021)
What is this total rubbish?
I couldn't watch it beyond half-way as I just didn't want to feel like I'm throwing my time away on something so deeply rubbish. Who wrote this trash that is noted as being a comedy but brings no laughter?? How could a director not notice the script being so unfunny and continue to direct the movie? How did this movie get onto Amazon Prime and somehow have a really high rating to dupe people into thinking it's good? How could the actors not notice the terrible script?
So no, it's not worth watching unless you literally have nothing else to watch and you need some ambient noise in the background to help you sleep.
Gen V (2023)
Young people and their young people problems
Why the world feels it has to make trash movies and trash series for young people I don't know?
The Boys was amazing, it didn't care about age and being with what is popular in any age genre, it was just very good quality. But this Gen V seems to desperately want to connect with the irritating young people of today, the kids who live stream to try and become popular, the insta idiots desperate to be famous boasting on the number of followers they have. Bla bla bla
It's not The Boys, it's far away from how good The Boys was.
This is more like Twlight meets Instagram directed by the niece of whoever directed the boys.
The Matrix Resurrections (2021)
Was this directed by some amateur??
Is it me or was this Matrix directed by some random person they found on the cheap?? The first matrix fight scene with neo and Morpheus was amazing and the camera stayed on the moves and on the fight - it was a very grounded well made fight training scene. This new matrix fight training scene was just so awful which is such a terrible shame! - the camera would just cut to a different angle, it was far away, it was more interested in the big push away rather than the intricacies of the moves, it was like watching an old Indian movie about gods fighting, scenes on very tight budgets with amateur actors. Who did the editing of this movie?? It was just terrible.
And the movie just felt a bit boring and this boring-ass love story with trinity.
What a shame. I thought maybe the director of John wick might have stepped in and helped make the fight scenes better or something.
Austenland (2013)
Just another Bridget Jones
It's just Bridget Jones in different clothes.
The acting is fine, the script is ok but could have been so much funnier than it was, lots of opportunities missed to entertain the audience.
Thank god for Stiffer's mom, she is such a good fun actress to have in the movie. She is the reason I kept watching, she bought the laughs in, without her it would have been such a boring movie.
If you've seen Bridget Jones you will see what I mean by it's the same sort of movie. Even the 2 guys against each other. The one guy who's wife left him for another man blah blah blah. I mean are we really lost of creativity that the writers can't make something completely new?
Sankuchuari -seiiki- (2023)
Amazing! Must See
One of the best things I've seen on tv or movie or anything. The acting is the best I've ever seen, the direction, script, emotions, everything is just phenomenal.
It feels like ur there alongside these amazing people in sumo and in their lives, literally feels like you are actually standing there.
It is defo a must watch for everyone. Yes it is sumo and maybe you're not interested but it is very very good. And it is a good use of ur time!
Thank you Japan for showing us some of your culture, traditions and the way of the sumo.
I hope this series keeps going and you make more.
Domo Arigato 🙏🏾
Hustle (2022)
Good movie
Here is another movie where Adam Sandler shows that he really is a great actor. It's a good movie with top acting.
You don't have to know or even like basketball to enjoy it, it's a well put together movie.
But it did feel a bit like a new version of Jerry McGuire which is why I gave it 7 stars rather than 10. And Jerry McGuire was IMO a much better and more entertaining movie with so much better chemistry between characters compared to this movie. Also Jerry McGuire was very funny in parts and emotional in others, so all round a much better movie.
But it's great to see Adam Sandler in these more serious roles, he totally makes the movie worth watching.
We Have a Ghost (2023)
What a terrible and unfunny movie
I saw the reviews and was so looking forward to this as a bit of fun, but my god it was so terrible, the acting was poor, the script was just the worst with little to no comedy value. Sad to see the excellent actors given such poor quality roles and scripts.
It's not funny, it's more sad than funny, you feel sorry for the kid, you feel sorry for the ghost, you feel sorry for all the viewers wasting their lives watching this movie hoping for something amazing to happen or for a funny moment to prevail only to realise it's just not gona happen.
So final thoughts, if you have nothing else to watch and u want to put a movie on for ur kids, go for it. Otherwise find something else. What a terrible and unfunny movie.
Shabaash Mithu (2022)
Beautiful movie
I didn't expect just how lovely this movie would be, it really is a beautiful movie. Everything is excellent, the actors/actress are all excellent, the script/screenplay is perfect, the cinematography and even colour grading is beautiful. It's a great beautiful movie with laughter and lots and lots of heart.
After the movie I felt like I wanted to watch women's cricket so much more and I feel so proud of the India women's cricket team and Mithali Raj and it proud of all the women cricket teams around the world.
It's a great feel good but heart felt movie with good comedy parts and something for all the family.
Vikings (2013)
Superb
Absolute brilliant, captivating, excellent acting, amazing casting of everyone in it, it really works. The only reason i haven't given 10 stars is because too many seasons I think.
Definitely worth watching.
Death at a Funeral (2010)
Shame it's not funny
I was really looking forward to a good comedy, got the popcorn and munchies all ready. Was sorely disappointed. I couldn't get through the whole movie, it just wasn't as funny as it could have been. What a shame.
Pitch Perfect (2012)
Very good!
I feel embarrassed that I liked this movie so much, but I did and I do!!
Such a fun movie!!!
So watchable! And it's so easy to keep re-watching it when it comes on!!
All 3 in the series are great!
Excellent movie, funny and fun!
Bridesmaids (2011)
Excellent comedy!
This is how you put together a good entertaining comedy.
Excellent writing, excellent acting, very funny comedy with issues we can kinda relate to.
It's hard to find anything lacking in this movie, so gotta give it a 10 stars!
Well done!
The Happytime Murders (2018)
Could have been better
Started off amazingly, I was hooked! Like muppets meets LA Confidential.
But felt it could have been a little bit funnier. The cast and dynamic was good but maybe the script was a little short maybe.
Not a bad movie though.
Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009)
Had potential
I feel like it had the potential to be so much of a good comedy with good actors but definitely was more of younger viewers movie I think.
Still, not bad.
Attack the Block (2011)
Wtf is this crap
I saw the reviews and was looking forward to this. But my god, just the kids chatting throughout this movie gets so irritating. What a total load of crap this movie is. Like a real true waste of time. I'm so gutted I watched so much of it and can't get my time in life back.
Baywatch (2017)
Awesome movie!!!!!! Did Baywatch proud!!
Firstly.. Priyanka Chopra.. wow, how pretty can one woman be.
I grew up with baywatch, so naturally I was worried when I saw this movie title.. especially as no Hoff involved.
But it is great!!
It is funny and entertaining, great cast, still had the baywatch-esq story lines of bad guys and action.
A movie you can watch a few times and still be entertained each time.
Great movie, great fun, great work!!
Ps. Don't listen to the negative reviews, you will defo enjoy this movie!!
Step Brothers (2008)
How is this not 10 stars!!!
This is how you make comedy!
Perfect cast, perfect script, perfect acting, awesome storyline!
So fking funny!
Thank you so much for making moves like this!
The Hustle (2019)
Female re-make of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
This is almost a total re-make of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels but played by females rather than males.
The original DRS stars Michael Caine and Steve Martin. Steve Martin wants what Michael Caine had got. Great movie, funny, awesome chemistry.
This new movie The Hustle, isn't too bad. But it is the same movie where fat amy is basically Steve Martin and Ann Hathaway is Michael Caine.
I think if you like this movie, go and watch the original Dirty Rotten Scoundrels to just pay it a little respect.
Murder Mystery (2019)
Not bad
Not too bad, a good bit of fun if you need a movie to watch but nothing too taxing. Actors had good chemistry, although not a patch on sandler and Barrymore chemistry.
Dirty Dancing (1987)
You can't fault it.. a timeless movie
You can't fault it, it is well made, acting is perfect, characters are perfect in their roles, no ridiculous special effects, excellent music score, garners emotion from the viewers and is timeless.
Space Jam: A New Legacy (2021)
Boring and NOT funny and boring and Not funny
I'm only 20mins into the movie and I'm already feeling like I've wasted 20mins of my life.
Nothing like the original first Space Jam. The first Space Jam was amazing!! It was full of good humour, it was funny, it had an awesome cast including Danny DeVito and Bill Murray!
I mean how can they mess up such an opportunity to make another amazing movie so badly.
I am so so disappointed in this rubbish movie made with a rubbish script and a rubbish story which is not funny at all. In fact is this even meant to be a funny movie anymore??
Whoever wrote this second movie should be kicked out of Hollywood. Bring Danny DeVito and billy Murray back to breath some humour and life into the script!
Update: manage to finish watching it. So it gets better once it all becomes a cartoon with all the great characters like bugs, daffy, Yosemite Sam etc. BUT the story is still a boring one. Honestly, when you had a good first space jam with real comedic a-list actors, there was an opportunity to make this amazing but instead it's some boring ass story which is just not funny.
The Suicide Squad (2021)
Terrible terrible movie, waste of cast, waste of time
Which bell-end wrote this trash movie. They should not be allowed to make anything, not even a cup of tea.
This movie is an example of where all you have to do is get an all-star cast with some weirdo characters and child-like script and you get this movie. Worst is, the script makes these amazing actors look like amateurs too.
So disappointed. What a total waste of time this movie was.
No idea what everyone is giving good reviews of. This trash is almost as bad as the new Charlie's Angel movie.
Uncut Gems (2019)
Well done Adam Sandler - excellent acting
It's about time Adam Sandler showed off just how talented an actor he is. He's good at his usually funny and silly roles, but in this, we see a different Adam Sandler, an excellent actor. Well done Adam Sandler.
Good movie, excellent acting.
The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run (2020)
Yup, love it
If you or your kids needs some good fun entertainment or just a nice daytime movie, Sponge Bob doesn't disappoint. Love it. Who lives in a pineapple down under the sea??