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Reviews
Two of Us (2020)
Film school 101
Don't cast your girlfriend or girls you want to sleep with, cast people based upon acting ability otherwise you waste the entire budget and end up with trash just like this. This was just one guy getting off under the guise of a so called zombie movie. Awful lead actress's
Away (2020)
Such a shame
Such a budget, great CGI and effects, but give me one such show where the actors act like astronaut and not like 90210 cast.
Bill & Ted Face the Music (2020)
2020 just got worse
I watched it through because Keanu reeves is one of the most excellent humans around, but the film was one of the worst things I've ever watched.
Legionnaire's Trail (2020)
Seriously!!?
How do you pay for a cast like this and then hire someone so incompetent on camera!? Awful effects awful editing. Turned off after 20mins
The Siege of Jadotville (2016)
Plot twist in a bad way
Shot well but it leads you to think that a bunch of Irish soldiers did something heroic, in the end it turns out they were a bunch of cowards and because there is a lack of scripts they've tried to romanticize it. some decent acting. If you can face the truth then its another good example of the Irish selling out and looking after themselves again. Shot well but it leads you to think that a bunch of Irish soldiers did something heroic, in the end it turns out they were a bunch of cowards and because there is a lack of scripts they've tried to romanticize it. some decent acting. If you can face the truth then its another good example of the Irish selling out and looking after themselves again.
I Origins (2014)
heaven help me..
predictable, long winded, shot like some intellectual flick but surely written for the more moronic amongst us. absolute 'birds' film. saw it coming and felt like it was 4-5 hours in length. shame, some good camera work and good actors wasted. On top of this. I have to write 10 lines to even submit a review. I don't think I have 10 lines to say about this film. I suppose ill talk about Stephen who played Kenny in the film, 'he' was pretty cool in the walking dead, God I love that show. have I made 10 lines yet? evidentially not. i need to write more junk about this film. what stupid rules. sometimes 10 lines are to much for anything.