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Hell on Wheels (2011)
9/10 Hell on Wheels
I originally gave this show a 10. I recently knocked it to a 9 after thinking about how the final season was kind of hard to watch for me. Partially because I could not watch it with the rest of the series, but anyway.
The first 3 seasons were brilliant. The 4th season was fine. The 5th and final, I felt like I was just committed to seeing this thing through to the end. It wasn't necessarily because I loved every episode. All-in-all, great series that I'd recommend to ANYONE!
The Woman in Black (2012)
generic ghost story, don't let the actors fool you
I'm guessing the only reason this was as big of a deal as it was is because of the casting decisions. It couldn't be more bland, generic, re-told, whatever you wanna call it. CGI junk ghost floating around doesn't even happen til later on. Probably been better off leaving her face to our imaginations. I seriously almost fell asleep during the slow parts, and then was let down greatly in the final act. What a bore. Skip it.
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015)
eh, got over it quick
My wife and I were into the first season. It was funny and the characters weren't bad. Plus it's a great idea for a plot! We only made it a few episodes into the second season. It wasn't because it wasn't good, or it had changed; it was just the same people becoming more annoying. Titus being 100% over the top in 100% of his scenes was too much to stand. Jane Krakowski's character ended up being annoying, the land lady got to be annoying.
It's NOT a bad show, but it wore off quickly. Love Ellie Kemper though!
The Happening (2008)
DO NOT WATCH
This movie sucks. If I wouldn't have spent money that I worked for I would've left. The 3 of us that went to see this agree. What a waste of time, boring, pointless movie. I was planning on writing a scathing review of this garbage, but what's the point? It's junk and I'm not wasting anymore of my life talking about this clunker.
Hush (2016)
Cool concept, but it's a snooze-fest with no point.
Honestly, I just thought it was boring and mindless. I started watching after a coworker told me how much he liked it. I got about 20 mins in and quit. He was on me for weeks to give it another shot. I started again and finished. I wasn't happy at all. No rhyme or reason, not a deranged killer. WTF is the point. Gave special FX people something to do for a few weeks of shooting, I guess. So in that way it helped the economy, so I shouldn't say there was nothing good about it.
This movie sucks in my opinion.
Gnaw (2017)
Not the worst, but don't waste your time.
I honestly don't even know where to start with this. Good premise. Nothing super original, but good. The acting by every single actor is atrocious. The lead, Kyle Gass, the ex-husband, the landlord...all terrible. The script didn't give them much to work with, however. Every trite thing you could possibly imagine being said, is said, and by people doing a terrible job. The final 30 mins I'd probably rate a 6 or 7, the first part I'd give a 3 to. There seriously wasn't a single character that wasn't played poorly. I just cannot stress it enough. If you don't mind wasting a solid 50 mins of your life (for the first part of the film), watching piss-poor actors reading a terrible script, then this film should be okay if you've got a Wednesday evening to yourself. I was just so disappointed in the acting out a terribly written script.
There are moments of suspense and stuff toward the end. The beginning is just a bore without many answers, acted poorly.
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)
I find it sad...
That it seems if the movie has a big budget, and it's supposed to be good, it has misleading stars. You can come to the user reviews and tell how terrible this is. I can't believe I paid to see this in 2008. If you haven't seen this yet, don't bother; it sucks.
Annabelle: Creation (2017)
boring trash
There really honestly isn't much more I can say about this clunker. I'm so glad I saw this at the $2 theater. If I'd paid regular theater prices, I would have complained until I was refunded. I was embarrassed that I got my friend to come to this with me. Anyone that had anything to do with the making of this, and the clowns here that have given this positive reviews to misguide us should be ashamed of themselves. DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME!!
Come Back to Me (2014)
very expected
OK i didn't hate it. i had to keep watching to just confirm what i thought it would be. about 10 minutes into the movie, i literally knew what was going to happen. by 30 mins in, i had the entire thing figured out. it was a good movie, though. the actors were HORRIBLE. horrible. it seemed like they were reading their script while they were on camera. not natural at all. all these negative things, it really was a decent movie. if you're bored and can't find something on netfilx, this one will do.
BONUS: see if you can guess the storyline toward the beginning and continue watching to see if you were right. (you probably are)