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Christmas on the Square (2020)
Hard to watch
I love musicals, I love Dolly and I love Christine Baranski. I hate this movie. The story is utter garbage, character motives are nonsensical, the songs are horribly written and the acting is hard to watch, bar 2/3 exceptions. Christine Baranski does what she can with the role, but the bad writing combined with the surprising amount of religion heavily sprinkled throughout this movie, I found myself pulling my hair out. I hate this move so much and I will never ever watch it again.
Destination Wedding (2018)
painful to watch
As a starting note, I don't know why Keanu Reeves' character is smiling in the poster for this movie because his character never smiles once. I wanted to like this movie because I love both of the main actors deeply, and from the trailer I thought 'okay there's a few deadpan sarcastic bits, great" but no... the whole movie is just deadpan deliveries of monotonous digs at either character. Some shots are too long, one particular shot is waaaay too long (you'll know which one if you've seen it) and some shots should never have been made. The writing on this movie was atrocious to say best. Had the material been better, this could have been the romcom of 2018 that we all deserved, but all it gave me was the sensation of driving past your favourite food place and asking your mom 'can we please get _____?' to which she replied that there was food at home. If you want a feel good romcom and you're under 50, this ain't it, chief.
RuPaul's Drag Race Holi-Slay Spectacular (2018)
Never cringed so hard
This was physically hard to watch. It was so obviously not about the queens at all, and all about Rupaul's new Christmas album (which is available on iTunes, the queens plug and plug). They brought queens in to either hype them up for their upcoming all stars 4 appearance, or to try and attract their fan base ( trixie, shangela etc.) also the lip sync at the end with Michelle and rupaul was so hard to watch because I get that it's supposed to obviously not be them doing the flips and splits but Euch is all I have to say. Hard pass, don't watch this absolute bull.