The Black Phone Is Hyped And To Be Perfectly Honest, It's "Ok" Doesn't Even Deserve The "ay, I'm Not Even Halfway Through This Movie And I Can Tell This Is Not a 10, 9, 8 Nor 7...To Me, a 10 Movie Has No Flaws And Couldn't Have Been Better, a 9 And 8 a Close 2nd And 7 Very Liitle Flaws And May Have Been Better...So In a Small Town a Myseterious Black Van Kidnaps Middle School Children...Oh I Know Who Did It. It's The Guy Driving The Mysterious Black Van, I Have Seen Way Better And Also Way Worst! I Believe The Black Phone Insults The Inteligence Of Horror Movie Fans.
Reviews
78 Reviews
Gatlopp
(2022)
GOOD!
10 July 2022
Gatlopp Should Stand For Good In Sweden, Because This Movie Is Good!... I Like It Because It's a Truth Or Dare Movie But Done In a Unique Different Way, Matel Or Hasbro Needs a Game Like This So People Can Be Real With Each Other But Certainly Real With Themselves, a Game That Brings Out The Best In People Or The Worst!
11th Hour Cleaning
(2022)
1:11 Okay
6 July 2022
1 Hour And Eleven Minutes Is How Long This Movie Was, So To Be a Short Horror Flick It Was Okay To Me, It Was Like Something Teen Girls Would Get Together And Have a Movie Night And Watch, Not Haunting, Creepy Or Scary, FUN!... So Fun Lil Flick.
Rubikon
(2022)
4.5 NOT!
5 July 2022
I Can Tell You Right Now That "RUBIKON, 2022" Is More Than 4.5, So Now, I Started This Movie Over 5 Or 6 Times, Either I Had Something To Do Or Fell Asleep And I Wouldn't Start Off Where I Left Off Because I Knew This Was Gonna Be a GOODY And It Was, The Low Ratings I Don't Understand But Different Strokes For Different Fokes, I ENJOYED It And Would Recommend It And When I Start My List Of Space/Galaxy Movies This Sphere, 1998, Event Horizon, 1997 Will Definitely Be Added!
Homebound
(II) (2021)
Don't Expect Too Much
29 June 2022
Why Is This Horror? Thriller Is More Like It, Mmm, It's Not That Bad But Really, You Shouldn't Expect Much And There's a Young Actress In The Film Named "Hattie Gotobed" Well This Movie Should Have Went To Bed And Stayed In Bed And Never Ever Get Up Out Of Bed Again, Nawl, Really Mediocre From Start To Finish!
Ultrasound
(2021)
Not Bad!
29 June 2022
This Movie Tried To Be Atmospheric With All The Scene Changes, Was It?, It Was!, And Thrilling, Did I Enjoy It? I Did! And If You Can Understand It You May Like It Also, This Movie Isn't For Everyone But I Would Recommend It And The Acting Was Very Well Acted!
Captors
(2020)
Certainly NOT!
26 June 2022
"CAPTORS" Certainly Is Not a 10, Nor 9 Or 8 Or 7 Or 6, a Low 5 At Best, It's Somewhat Haunting But Diffinitely Not Scary, Either You Are Crazier Than Two Left Shoes On a Persons Feet Or You Are Sane, Is It Real Or Not Real? The Main Character Doesn't Know Because She Can't Distinguish Between Reality And What Is Not Real, Is She Crazy? Maybe, I Haven Gotten To The End Yet, But I'm Betting, Than Two Left Shoes On a Persons Feet!
Torn Hearts
(2022)
Fame And Fortune
25 June 2022
The Price Of Fame And Fortune Could Be a Heavy Price To Play Especially If You Have Stars In Your Eyes, Then It May Be a Deadly Price To Pay as This Movie That Was Bad At All Shows Us...Don't You Just Love "KATEY SAGAL" I Do, It's One Time Watch For Me, May Be More For Some, But It Is Watchable I Wouldn't Care What Other Viewers Say, Or Rate!
Abandoned
(III) (2022)
Oh Well...
24 June 2022
There's Something To See Here But Nothing New Here, Why Do We Be Hoping For Something New In The Horror Genre And It Never Delivers, Wishful Thinking...Same O Same O, Different Title, Different Characters, The Plot May Change Just a Little And The Scares And Jumps May Differ Just a little But These Kind Of Horror Movies "Couple Buys Home, Hose, Cabin" Are Same O Same O, Some Are Just Did Well Compared To Others And This Did Okay, I would Recommend It, But I Wouldn't Watch It Again...Not Unless I was Paid To!
The Good Neighbor
(I) (2022)
Really Good And...
24 June 2022
This Movie "The Good Neighbor" To Me Is Really Because It Reality The Events In This Movie Could Absolutely Happen, And Maybe Has Happened, This Touches On The Morales Of Two Men, One Who Is Innocent And May Have Had Some Morals Until And The Other Just Plain Sinister And Probably Never Had Any Morals From The Beginning, And Karma Is a B, I Would, Rather I Am Going To Recommend This Baby Right Here!
Watcher
(I) (2022)
Nothing Really New BUT!
21 June 2022
"It Follows, Maika Monroe, GREAT Actress" It's More Of a Thrriller/Mystery Instead Of Horror, But It Is a Very Well Done Thriller/Mystery Movie And Has Been Done Before But Not Quite Like This...Don't You Just Hate When Youre Foreign Dinner Guest Start Talking In Their Language And You Don't Have a Clue, In Your House, Sitting At Your Table, Eating Your Food...Like Martin "Get To Steppin'"
The Cellar
(2022)
Oh Well!
14 June 2022
Not Bad, The Cellar Is Sorta Like The Lifetime Movie Network "LMN" Trying To Make a Horror, But Fell Short Because This Has Been Done Hundreds Upon Hundreds Of Times, Different Story, Same Plot, But It Is Watchful Compared To Some Of That Mess That Is Out There Today Calling Itself Horror, They Mean NO MORER!
Remember Me
(I) (2022)
So So, Better Than a LOT!
11 June 2022
"Remember Me"...I Seen 4 Reviews For This Movie, 3 Were Good And One Wasn't So Good So I Gave It a Try, And To Me, It Wasn't So Bad, Better Than a LOT Of Movies Being Made These Days Under The Horror Gender, See For Yourselves You Just May Enjoy It!
Follower
(I) (2022)
Njoyable To Me!
28 April 2022
FOLLOWERS Was Enjoyable To Me Because It Was MUCH BETTER Than What I Have Seen These Day, The Story Was Good, The Actors And Actresses Did Their Thing, It Probably Wasn't Gory Enough For Gore Fans Who Likes Gore Horror, I Would Recommend This And I'm Adding It To My 365 Days Of Halloween!
Children of Sin
(2022)
Cool Lil Somn!
26 April 2022
Children Of SIN...It's a Cool Little Flick, Reminds Me Of Sleepaway Camp And Those Actors Were "FAR OUT" Man, No Bruce Willis Or Charlize Theron, But They Did Their Thang, And I Hope They Go Far In Their Acting Careers, New Talent Is ALWAYS Welcomed On The Big Or Little Screen!
Pieces of Her
(2022)
Flashbacks
31 March 2022
Some Flashbacks Makes a Movie Or Tv Show Good And Sometimes Flashbacks Makes a Movie Or Tv Show, "What The Heck Is Going?" And Some Just Kill a Movie Or Tv Show...Flashbacks Almost Killed This Tv Show, People Want To Know The Front Story But Sometimes The Front Story Doesn't Always Work, It Almost Doesn't Work Here But If There's a Season 2, We Seen The Front Story, So Let's Please Move On!
Windfall
(2022)
WEAK
31 March 2022
I Really Don't Believe ANYONE Is Going To Allow Themselves To Be Locked In a Sauna, Where They Could Die From Numerous Things...Forcibly Without Seeing Any Kind Of Weapon, Then His Hand Wasn't Always Back There, His Back, Yet You Don't Know The Outcome Of This So Why Not Fight For Your Lives...You Only Have One, I Know It's a Movie, a Very Unrealistic One Too!
The Whooper Returns
(2021)
Not Bad!
25 March 2022
The Whooper Returns, Horror, Thriller But They Forgot To Add Comedy, Because There Are a Few Comical Parts And I Find This Movie To Be Not That Good But Also Not So Bad, More Good Than Bad To Me...Watch It And Judge For Yourselves! Some May Be Disappointed But Some Won't, iPromiseya!
Master
(I) (2022)
What Happened!
21 March 2022
This Is My Second Review Of The Movie Master, I Have No Idea What Happened To My First But There's a War Going On So Why Be Concerned About a Review...Before Watching This I Read The Positive And Negative, So I Really Didn't Know What To Expect, But I Can Tell You This Movie Is Worth More Than The One Star Ratings I Seen And Read, So To Make Up For It I Gave It 10 Of Those Stars Which Really It Is a 7 Star, If You Weren't Born Way Before The Civil War, racism And Extreme Prejudice Was Here Before You Were Born Here And racism And Extreme Prejudice Will Be Here When You're Not Here!
Student Body
(2022)
OKAY, Not That Good But Also Not That Bad
13 March 2022
Short And Simple...Student Body Is a Movie That You Can Watch Once, If You Decide To Take a Gander At It Again...Well You're On Your Own And It's Not as Bad as The Reviews Say It Is, Not To Me Anyway, Like I Said "Not That Good But Also Not That Bad...I Believe I Have Seen a WHOLE Lot Worse, I Know I Have!
Enter the Dangerous Mind
(2013)
I Have To Give It a 6
4 March 2022
GREAT Movie, Nikki Reed Played Her Part, It Has Some Nice Twists And Turns, In The Beginning I Was Fooled, But Then I Caught On, But Then At The End I Was Shocked, I Would Recommend This Thriller Right Here, GREAT Job!
Panic
(2021)
May Or May Not
26 February 2022
I Watched Episode 1 And Wasn't Quite Sure If I Should Binge Watch This While Watching The News...I'm Wondering Why Would You Leave Your HARD EARNED Cash In The House Were Your Alcohol Drinking, Drug Abusing Mother Could Find Easily, I Mean, What Are Banks For And Burglars Are Well Aware Where People May Hide $Money When They Don't Use a Bank...I'm Gonna Watch Episode 2 To See If It's Something I Would Binge Because That Money In The Shoebox Has Me Skeptical! Maybe Ep. 2 Can Explain That! And If So I Will Be More Than Happy To Boost My Ratings!
The Sacred
(2009)
We Go Back
19 February 2022
Sometimes We Have To Go Back In Time And Look at Horror Movies Back In The 2000's To Remind Us Of What We Had Back Then Compared To What We Have Today In The Horror Genre, This Movie Is a 5 Or 6 To Me Compared To The Mess That Is In Theaters And On Streaming Services These Days And They Call Horror But I Call CRAP!
The Boo
(2018)
Tubi!!!
18 February 2022
Just Because it's On Tubi Doesn't Mean It Isn't a Good Movie To Watch, I Have Found Tubi To Have Some Great Movies, Too Bad This Isn't One Of Them, But It Is a Good Movie To Watch One Time, Because They Would Have To Pay Me To Watch It Again, Oh And The Acting Is Good, Not Great But It Won't Make You Nauseous Like Some Low Budget Movies Do!
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