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The Re-Education of Molly Singer (2023)
Pinhead porridge
It's just bad. I wasted 45 minutes on it thinking it might get better. Dumbest old idea premise. Throw a couple of faces at the trailer to lure peopole in. Let's get drunk and puke college BS might appeal only to those who are actually in college still doing this childish stuff. Do yourself a favor and watch Ferris Bueller's Day Off again. It will be far more entertaining. Ok, I guess I need more characters or it's not good enough for the review. I think this is actually a steal from Legally Blonde movie that, although different, is on a similar path. I actually watched that whole movie, and as goofy as that was, it's tolerabe chewing gum for the brain.
Godzilla (2014)
Bring back 1998!
After first 45 minutes, just terrible! Bryan Cranston was the token throw in star. The rest are pretty small time.
Creatures are so lumbering and slow moving and fake. It's a big blow-hard 3D thing to make money.
And there is no humor in it at all. At least the 98 one had plenty of laughs. You can't take yourself so seriously in this kind of movie.
I guess I will sit to through the rest of it at home (good thing it's a bootleg copy. I'd be ticked if I paid a penny for it.)
Also, the lion's share of the movie is extremely predictable.
I guess this is a spoiler; They also have the BadAss movie star in it, with a cheesy mustache. He is about as flat as a personality as you can get in this movie.