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13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi (2016)
If you like war movies, this is definitely for you. In the top 10 I've seen
An intense movie that will keep you on your toes. Great acting, great script, immersive camera work and music, believable characters.
This movie has it all for its genre. Not for the faint of heart, but a truly, truly fantastic film.
The 15:17 to Paris (2018)
Don't watch it
Kudos for having the real guys acting as themselves, but the script and camerawork with the .. well, not entirely professional acting is an unwatchable combo.
Do yourself a favor and skip this movie, it doesn't do reality justice.
Rescue Me (2016)
Low-average TV movie
"My name is Jeff" was probably the best line.
Neither of the main characters are relatable. The whole thing seems thoroughly unrealistic. Decent for a TV movie, so it gets a 4.
Not Cinderella's Type (2018)
Too heavy for kids, not suitable (excruciating watch) for anyone else
I wouldn't recommend this movie for children, because its heavy and unrealistic without teaching much anything valuable. The main character projects very few of the values the original Cinderella projected and is... quite bland, and so are most of the other characters. The only character I have half a good word for is Indy's sidekick, and even that went bad with the sideplot happening there.
Unfortunately the acting makes it unwatchable for anyone somewhat older. The exaggerations would have been better done in a comic way, because now its just thoroughly cringy and awful. The typical TV Movie soundtrack playing in the background is painfully obvious.
I don't understand what the target audience of this movie is supposed to be, nor do I understand the point of its existence. The movie could've been so much more, but it managed to get every single possible thing wrong. I'm sorry for the actors for having to act such an awful script. The acting seems overdone and unfortunately the pacing is also way off and the conversations seem unnatural. It would work well in a theater IMHO but overdoing it to this degree is unnecessary when the camera is half a meter from your face.
Watched during a romcom binge, but this managed to still stick out as horrible. Sorry. The second star was gained for the lack of use of GIF birds, the third for effort and having a proper camera man and some +/- decent scenes.
Worth SKIPPING channels for 10 more minutes instead of 1.5 hours of your life. I think you get used to it at around 50 minutes in, or maybe the muscles around your eye just tire of cringing.