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The Strays (2023)
Don't read reviews before watching
I'll start off by saying that reading through the reviews *before* watching the movie will almost definitely influence your opinion of the movie even while watching it. The movie is by no means a perfect one. But it has good moments, keeps you interested, has a surprise ending (some might not like that). The plot holes are glaring and I can see why people can be mad at that. But they are not something many people who watch with a suspension of belief, will be bothered by. The pacing is quite good, quality is good and acting is good. Storyline itself has its ups and downs like the movie itself.
Ozark (2017)
One of the greatest shows of all time
I would put this show up there with breaking bad, better call Saul etc. It has everything what you could wish from a crime show. Makes you hate some characters and love others. I would say the acting is about as good as I've ever seen. The emotions, the story, the ending all lead it to a great conclusion. Loved some characters at the beginning hoping for their success and then hated them by the end. The main family does a great job in keeping you interested. The drama between all members is scintillating. Pacing of the show is on point. The direction and producing is goated. Wish there were more episodes.
The Batman (2022)
Not good
Very slow paced, waste of 3 hours. Is long just for the sake of it. The batman casting and the riddler casting was an absolute failure. The plot, while it had some good moments, sucked. All Pattinson does during the movie is stare while the whole world around him goes to hell. Pattinson does not play a good batman. People with their recency bias somehow rate this movie and character above the past movies which is ludicrous. This was basically an advertisement of how batman got his a** whopped by the riddler and could do nothing about it. Not loyal to the comics.
Kevin Hart: Zero F**ks Given (2020)
People are hating for no reason. This was good.
I dont know what it is and why people hate without any actual reason on famous comedians. This was as good as it could be in todays age. People comparing it to his old work are stupid and unrealistic. We all know those kimd of shows won't work nowadays. This is the best out there. That being said this was not AS funny as you wouldve expected BUT as i said, its as good as its gonna get nowadays.
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm: Delivery of Prodigious Bribe to American Regime for Make Benefit Once Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2020)
Great successor to the first film
Very funny and entertaining. Love the Borat Film the first time and this time it was just as good and definitely lived up to my expectations. Just love Sacha Baron Cohen.
Spider-Man (2017)
Its ok, definitely not the best
If love spiderman the way hes supposed to be, then this isnt it this one sucks. The ultimate spiderman was the best and most accurate
Ultimate Spider-Man (2012)
Best Spiderman Show ever
This is the best one out off all spiderman shows out there. Its funny, interesting, very well done. The characters are played really well. Actually shows spiderman as he is in the comics
The Haunting of Bly Manor (2020)
AWESOME
Nothing like the boring, dull and long horror movies/series. This one is just awesome.
The Devil All the Time (2020)
Great movie, worth the 8 Stars.
Great acting. Awesome story, long but interesting. Netflix with yet another ball out of the park.
Assassin's Creed: Odyssey (2018)
Worst AC Game.
This is the worst Assassins creed game of all time, the story sucks, the gameplay ABSOLUTELY sucks! Its been made unnecessarily hard. To collect the materials needed for certain upgrades you need to bend over backwards and go wayyyy out of your way to achieve it. The Combat ist just annoying, nothing aims right, the stupid assigning of abilities is just soooo stupid!!! As if someone's gonna have time mid battle to navigate through the abilities to use them, we only have two hands. Dodging an opponents attack isn't really dodging it as you literally get caught at the end of the swing like wth!! They need to learn from the old games like Black Flag and Syndicate, the combat wasn't perfect but at least you could fight more opponents at the same time. The naval battles also leave something to be desired, again, they need to learn from previous games like Black flag. The fact that we have to choose the answers to everything ourselves now is an incredibly a stupid concept, especially if we need to get certain ones in a certain way to get the whole family together. Some people don't like sitting through the dialouge hence we sit there clueless ass to what to choose. The map is sooooo unclear at all times, you can never find the necessary symbol, just filled with a lot of jibberish.
Fix these issues in Valhalla plz. Been a fan for a long time of the series but Origins and ESPECIALLY Odyssey have turned me off the game.
Joe Rogan: Strange Times (2018)
Awesome
I really like his stand up along with his podcast. Especially his cat bit.
Ford v Ferrari (2019)
Oscar worthy
Matt Damon and Christian Bales Performances were out of this world even the side characters gave a good account of themselves. Story is a bit tough to understand at first but it all makes up in the Drama/Suspense and Action of the film. 10 stars.
Suicide Squad (2016)
Just Bad.
This movie just sucks! No proper Plot. BS scenes, complete butchery of the Joker Role by that actor. And much more.
The Witcher (2019)
10/10 for Henry Cavill. 1/10 for the story, direction
The first season of the witcher was as good as it gets. Season 2 and season 3, well..... you only need to read online to figure out why it absolutely sucks. The lady running the show should be sacked for ruining such a great show.
Bill Burr: Paper Tiger (2019)
Really loved this.
In this day and age of absolute snowflakes, Dave Chapelles and Bill Burrs Comedy specials have been a revelation and nice change.
Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones (2019)
One of the best stand up shows of all time...
Hes so raw, unapologetic, honest and funny. People where tweeting negative stuff about this have no idea about good comedy and are snowflakes. This is a great show and I laughed all the way through
Avengers: Endgame (2019)
I cried...
Omg, marvel smashed it with his one, such a great ending even tho I cried and hated it in my heart (lol), buf after a bit of time and understanding the impact it had. It was for the best. Hope to see the greatest character come back some day or get his own movie.
The Joe Rogan Experience (2009)
Greatest web creation ever.
Best talks. Funny, informative, Whacky, intelligent, random... etc. I can guarantee most people will Love every min of Joe's Podcasts, hes soo good at this. This is his true calling.
Below the Belt (2018)
Has become really bad.
Brendan... PLEASEEE at least do this show properly and professionally, stop with the unnecessary weekend stories etc, more about the fights, proper breakdowns, no random picks and no mid-podcast ads on YouTube .
Bryan Callen: Complicated Apes (2019)
Bryan Callen is quite funny
I know him from the Podcasts and as expected this Special really shows off how good of a comedian Bryan is. Keep up the good work.
Brendan Schaub: You'd Be Surprised (2019)
Damn This sucked.
Am a big fan of Brendan, well... would be better to say WAS a fan of Brendan, always listened to his Podcast about fighting, but recently its not even about fighting anymore and Brendan barely even watches the fights anymore to comment on them. Anyway... this Special sucked soo bad, wasn't even remotely funny anywhere. Tho Brendan should carry on doing live shows and improving so hopefully the next one will be better.