I wasn't expecting top of the line art on this film. After all, it's a Netflix adaptation of an old horror franchise. However, I'm an adult white male with a 12 year old's sense of humor, so I figured this would be right up my alley. NOPE!
Unfortunately, this was insultingly bad for any real horror fan with a semblance of a brain. The writer should be covered with tar and feathers, and run out of town. The characters are so unrelatable. Their actions, motivations, interactions. It makes the early 2000's chainsaw films look like Christopher Nolan films.
The best comparison I can make is that it's like thecc Fast and Furious franchise that just does the most outrageous stunts possible, even though is so obviously ridiculous, and physically impossible. Some people might like that sort of thing, but TCSM franchise was never like that. It was more realistic, and played on our fears of hillbilly psychos out in the country where nobody is going to help. This was just making fun of young kids with their phones.
I won't give away the plot (because who cares). Just a couple of the million errors. Leatherface was much too young of an actor if we are doing it in modern day. The chainsaw he used had magical powers. Meaning it could literally cut through anything as fast as he could move it. Floor joists, bus metal, bodies, whatever (that type of magic chainsaw didn't exist in previous films). My favorite error was at the end. One person was alone in a car while Leatherface was in chase. She got up, and stuck her head out of the sunroof to look back at him. The car continued driving, and even took turns around corners. Who is driving the car around corners, when she's the only one in it away from the wheel?
It appears this film was going for the modern, ultra gore and stupid story type of feel you get with the Hatchet series, but didn't pull it off at all. Hatchet is meta take on 80's overkill goofy gore. This was just a bastardized excuse to use the "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" brand. It earned 3 stars because the cinematography and actors where good. They just had garbage material to work with.
Unfortunately, this was insultingly bad for any real horror fan with a semblance of a brain. The writer should be covered with tar and feathers, and run out of town. The characters are so unrelatable. Their actions, motivations, interactions. It makes the early 2000's chainsaw films look like Christopher Nolan films.
The best comparison I can make is that it's like thecc Fast and Furious franchise that just does the most outrageous stunts possible, even though is so obviously ridiculous, and physically impossible. Some people might like that sort of thing, but TCSM franchise was never like that. It was more realistic, and played on our fears of hillbilly psychos out in the country where nobody is going to help. This was just making fun of young kids with their phones.
I won't give away the plot (because who cares). Just a couple of the million errors. Leatherface was much too young of an actor if we are doing it in modern day. The chainsaw he used had magical powers. Meaning it could literally cut through anything as fast as he could move it. Floor joists, bus metal, bodies, whatever (that type of magic chainsaw didn't exist in previous films). My favorite error was at the end. One person was alone in a car while Leatherface was in chase. She got up, and stuck her head out of the sunroof to look back at him. The car continued driving, and even took turns around corners. Who is driving the car around corners, when she's the only one in it away from the wheel?
It appears this film was going for the modern, ultra gore and stupid story type of feel you get with the Hatchet series, but didn't pull it off at all. Hatchet is meta take on 80's overkill goofy gore. This was just a bastardized excuse to use the "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" brand. It earned 3 stars because the cinematography and actors where good. They just had garbage material to work with.
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