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Conjoined (2013)
Conjoined, the review
Welp, just got finished watching Conjoined. Now it's time for my official unofficial review.
Conjoined has what I like to call the trifecta of horror. Violence, boobs, and gore. Those three things always make for an entertaining horror movie.
One thing I was highly impressed with was the acting. Over the course of being a connoisseur of all things horror, I have seen many indie horror movies. One thing a good portion of them have in common is shitty acting. Conjoined, however does not. The acting was absolutely solid. All of the actors gave great performances without anything coming out wooden or stiff.
I also liked all the blood and gore, which definitely gets ramped up towards the end. Some of the scenes have the actors absolutely drenched in fake blood (hell, it might be real blood for all I know). For the budget they made the movie on, they did a great job with all the blood and gore.
The audio was another high point. Oftentimes the audio is really low and hard to hear in lower budget movies, but with Conjoined you can hear everything perfectly without turning the volume up all the way to max. I thought that was really awesome.
Another great thing about this film is having two smoking hot babes in the title roles. That never hurts.
All in all, the cast and crew did an amazing job!
I give this bitch 8 hot conjoined twins out of 10. (Which I guess technically that would make it a 16 out of 20)