americanarmsdealer Reviews

The Days of Noah: The Flood (2019)

Cultish Garbage

[1/10 · 30 May 2022]

1/10 for this propaganda. What a colossal waste of time. Of course, the producers keep it a big secret until you're about 45 minutes into part 3 (about 5 hours into the series) before they pull back the curtain that they're Seventh Day Adventists. Then they drop the bombshell that EVERYONE who "thinks" they're followers of God actually aren't, UNLESS they worship on Saturday.

I had NO IDEA I was a complete pagan who will be locked out of eternity with God because I messed up on not keeping this ONE rule. #LegalisticHeresy #DoNOTwasteYourTime #CultishGarbage.

Howard's Mill (2021)

Don't waste your time

[1/10 · 16 April 2022]

1/10 for this one. Made it about 20 minutes in before realizing it was nothing more than a super low budget, poorly planned Blair Witch Project wanna be.

Gris (2018 Video Game)

Stunning.

[10/10 · 12 October 2021]

Just finished this masterpiece on Switch, and it was phenomenal. Glad I bought it on sale, though, because it's a pretty short game. I finished it in a couple sittings. The art, animations, and music are nothing short of breathtaking. Pretty sure I'll play through it again just to relive the experience.

Force of Nature (2020)

Don't watch this garbage. You've been warned.

[1/10 · 22 July 2021]

No point, stupid plot, bad acting, zero research done by the writers, crew, and prop guys. Gave up after about 40 minutes. That's 40 minutes of my life that I'll NEVER get back.

3 pounds of C4 were used to blow a single apartment door, and the entire door was still intact. Yes, it's THAT stupid. Don't waste your time with this garbage.

Wayward Pines (2015–2016)

It's all global warming

[1/10 · 11 June 2021]

I was interested in and enjoying this show, right up until episode 6, when the big reveal was made about what was going on. It's all because of the evils of man made global warming, which caused mankind to mutate into superhuman, perfect hunters and carnivores. But there was this one really smart guy who noticed the mutated gene and the exact cause of it... blah blah blah, insert Greta Thunberg idiocy here...

Yep. That sums it up. Don't waste your time.

Without Remorse (II) (2021)

Typical Amazon treatment of another Tom Clancy Title

[1/10 · 3 May 2021]

Total garbage. Should've known Amazon couldn't do ANY Tom Clancy characters justice after the travesty they called Jack Ryan. Just another propagandistic, virtue signaling, anti-American piece of typical Hollywood idiocy. The only semblance this tripe has to Tom Clancy's Without Remorse is the title and a couple character names. And, of course, they HAD to make the S. E. A. L Commander a woman AND black. Gotta make sure they check all the "inclusive" boxes.

Godzilla vs. Kong (2021)

34 minutes was too long to waste on this garbage.

[1/10 · 28 April 2021]

BORRRRRRRRRRRRINNNNNNNNNNNNNG!!!

Admittedly, I wanted to watch this for the fighting, but I couldn't get more than 34 minutes into this TERRIBLE movie because of the mind numbingly inane attempt at a plot. Thankfully, I didn't waste any money trying to watch this hot garbage.

Run Hide Fight (2020)

The Daily Wire hit it out of the park.

[10/10 · 15 January 2021]

Just watched the world premiere, and I gotta say, The Daily Wire hit this one out of the park. Great things are ahead in the future of entertainment, WITHOUT the Hollywood propaganda schtick.

Dauntless: The Battle of Midway (2019)

-10 stars would be more appropriate for this trash

[1/10 · 11 January 2020]

Don't waste your time on this one. Made it 11 minutes in (somehow), and the terrible acting, bad CG that looked like it had been done by a 9 year old, and nondescript plot became too much. At least I didn't pay movie theater prices to NOT see this one!

Perfect example of someone slapping together 86 minutes of garbage in an attempt to grift some money off of a blockbuster.

Angel Has Fallen (2019)

Echo chamber idiocy

[4/10 · 23 December 2019]

4/4 for this one, just because I made it more than an hour in. Somehow. The Russia collusion schtick got WAY too strong, causing me to give it up 33 minutes from the end. Pretty sure I didn't miss anything. It's almost as if Hollywood is stupid enough that they don't care about money, they just want to hear their own idiotic ideas inside their safe space echo chamber.

Ad Astra (2019)

Garbage

[1/10 · 22 December 2019]

The one word in the title to this review sums this one up. No plot. No point. That's 2 hours and 3 minutes I could've watched paint dry, and I would have been more entertained. Watched this travesty of a film for free, and I'm upset about what it cost me. It cost me 123 minutes. And it wasn't worth that AT ALL.

Do yourself a favor. Watch reruns of Cheers instead of this. You can thank me later.

X-Men: Dark Phoenix (2019)

This trash deserves a negative 8 rating

[1/10 · 2 September 2019]

1/10 for this travesty of a "movie". I'd give it a negative 8 stars if that were possible. Pretty sure this garbage was written by a second grader. The actors even seemed to hate delivering their terrible lines. They were obviously all there for a paycheck, not taking into account that a movie this bad is likely a career killer. #Awful #WasteOfTime #WasteOfFilm #WasteOfAScript #WhatAWaste Did I mention how AWFUL this dreck is??

Tinker' (2017)

Disjointed & nonsensical snoozefest

[1/10 · 24 March 2019]

Don't expect a point. There is none. Stilted acting, nonsensical plot with babbling about conspiracy theories, metaphysical nonsense, and pointless artsy shots that are supposed to be meaningful. Don't waste your time on this one, and don't believe the fawning reviews.

The Humanity Bureau (2017)

Cage's career remains in the toilet

[1/10 · 24 December 2018]

Believe all the TERRIBLE reviews!! Yes, this movie is THAT bad. Don't waste your time. I tried to watch this on Netflix and I WANT MY MONEY BACK! That's 7 minutes of my life that I'll never get back.

Justice League (2017)

Terrible. Too bad "Negative 10 Stars" isn't a rating option!

[1/10 · 20 May 2018]

To write more about this abysmal waste of space would give it more credit than it deserves. Although I will add that the CGI all looks like something pulled straight out of a video game from 10 or 12 years ago. DC films=trash not worth watching.

Church of Tares: Purpose Driven, Seeker Sensitive, Church Growth & New World Order (2012 Video)

Not much of value to spoil here

[1/10 · 10 July 2015]

What's the first rule of propaganda? Tell a big lie often enough and loud enough and even YOU will begin to believe it's true. This propamentary is nothing but a hate filled diatribe about the evils of Rick Warren and how he has supposedly single-handedly supplanted and led astray the American Christian church with his heresy. I get that the producers of this film despise big churches and organized religion as a whole, but when you twist scripture and use video clips and sound bites completely out of context as further "evidence" of your agenda to attack the evil mega churches in America, you've completely lost your credibility as someone who has a legitimate concern for the health of the Christian church as a whole.

I guess Dr. David Yungi Cho's Yuido Full Gospel Church in South Korea only grew as Large as it is (with 800,000 members) through heretical teaching by a money grubbing pastor, as well? Successful growth isn't indicative of false teaching or doctrine. It's indicative of a truth-starved, spiritually dead culture and society that's looking for Truth.

Don't waste your time with this documentary, or the others that have been produced by this company. If you're a follower of Christ with a true, close, personal relationship with Him, The Father, and The Holy Spirit, you'll just feel violated, angry, and sad about the biased attack on the success of several churches in America simply because of their rapid growth and numbers. We need to remember this is a dying, fallen world, and each of those numbers has a name, and every name has a story.