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Assassin 33 A.D. (2020)
Embarrassingly bad
It's very rare that any film moves me to post a comment - sadly, this one has.
Seldom have I seen anything so cringeworthy and as utterly puerile as this. It really was reminiscent of one of those nasty low budget 70's TV shows.
The script and dialogue were banal, hackneyed and trite; the characters were unbelievable and 2 dimensional, And I really felt bad for those actors who had to play up ethnic stereotypes; that wasn't necessary or required.
I actually wondered if it was written by a 12 year old got a homework project, it was a pretty poor show all round.
Ironically, it was it's very cloying tackiness that kept me watching - just to see how many more lows it would hit before the end..
Robin Hood (2018)
A concise Summary
I can précis this entire movie down into an alternative title; the one it should have had:
Steam Punk Robin Hood (The SJW Edition)