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Prototype (2022)
I don't get the low reviews
This is one great sci-fi movie in my opinion. Grant it it might not be as fast paced, or as your typical hollywood sci-fi action stuff, but it was original and as worthy as other sci-fi movies. It builds up gradually, trust me. The actors do a decent job. It is a small budget film, so dont expect big FX. My mind was blown with a scene in this movie, and I bet yours will be as well, give it a chance, it was fun! I was baffled by all the negative reviews. It seems to me that some people dont know what scifi is lol. This movie does deserve a watch, if you are a fan of the genre. Now i am just filling up because I already got my message across. Go watch it, you will not be disappointed.
Red Hill (2010)
Not your typical Western...
I decided to watch this movie reluctantly, as I was expecting some "howdy partner" type of Western. This being said, I was amazed at this movie's script and actors. Very compelling story with well-written parts, which made it grab my attention from the start.
There's really not much else that I can tell you without disclosing plot, other than I'm certain that you'll be surprised as well. In a time that gives more importance to special effects and consecrated Hollywood actors than to the story itself, it is indeed a breath of fresh air to realize that there are still great stories that can amaze you for what they are and relatively unknown actors that are equal (dare I say better?) to most of the "big boys".
If you are considering watching this movie, all I can say is DO IT! But bear in mind this is not your typical Western...
Antichrist (2009)
WARNING: This isn't art, this is trash!
To all you "artist" wannabes: This isn't art, this is plain old ridiculous smelly trash. While watching this film, I found myself wondering if i should stay or just leave the room and quit watching such a sorry excuse of a film. Don't come telling me that there're hidden themes under the rug, this was plain ridiculous and I'd say this film could be easily resumed in a couple of sentences. No content, no nothing! A film is supposed to entertain, this only makes me want to go to bed.
BELIEVE ME, DON'T WATCH THIS, YOU'D BETTER WATCH A FULL SEASON OF A SOAP OPERA... AT LEAST IT WOULD HAVE SOME CONTENT AND BE LESS BORING.
Nothing else to add, just filling the lines, which, I suspect, was what LVT had in mind when he directed this trash. This and the money, of course.
Living & Dying (2007)
Just shoot it back to oblivion
I have to congratulate the genius who approved this one. Edward Furlong, you're not as good as you think mate, you can't grab on every piece of low-cost amateur crap, which sole intention has to be to get some bucks.
The filming is bad, and I mean BAD. Anyone with a camera would get the same result, or better.
The acting, lets just say: don't go to the supermarket looking for actors. The good ones usually come with a degree or, at least, have some damn experience! The director.. Mr. Jon Keeyes, please find your purpose in life, as a director you simply suck. Your directing is poor, the angles are all messed up (not in a good way), the lines seem as if they're being read out of toilet paper, and the damn music.. it always comes up when it shouldn't and goes out for no apparent reason. And don't go for writer either, by the way. Making movies isn't like serving on a coffeshop, it requires art and skill, things I really doubt you'll ever have.
Instead of making a badass shootout movie, you should've shot this one back to oblivion and wait 'till something good came up.. Or just go find a job on a coffeshop. You'll have less stress and you'll save movie goers some money and a bad night.
vote: 1/10 (my first one)
Hostel (2005)
This isn't enough... THIS ISN'T ENOUGH!!!!
Well..
If you've heard all the comments and gossips and trailers on this movie, you'd be (just like i was) absolutely eager to see it.
The whole publicity stunts, Quentin Tarantino as the producer and supporter...
The thing is, i've seen movies that are much better than this one. It fails to deliver effective, mesmerizing horror, and most part of it, it's just about 2 drunk-ass American guys trying to score chicks. That's NOT what i had in mind when i BOUGHT my ticket! I've spent the whole movie waiting, wishing, begging for some damn horror but, when it finally comes to that part (yes, i've said PART, as in -> it's not all horror. It has comedy in it too!!!! (?!)), all i can say is: THIS ISN'T ENOUGH! What happens there (you'll know if you go see the movie) could be resumed to a pair of sentences. "Best movie in decades"???? What the hell! If this is the best we can get, I'll just stay at home and watch TV. It's disappointing to many many levels.
Note to Quentin: you're better than this, don't support movies like this one just to help someone! It has its moments, but that's about 2 or 3 scenes of barely average horror.
If you're a true horror fan, you'll be disappointed. If not, you'll poke your eyes out and think this is the best horror movie you've ever watched. But then you'll be wrong. It's not, and if you do think it was, then you just don't know horror.
My rating 3/10 = Not enough to even make me feel nervous ;)
A Dirty Shame (2004)
What a piece of crap!
I just can't believe i went to see such a piece of crap!
It has a lame script, extreme bad acting, and no purpose. I just hope that i never make the mistake to see this movie again and i urge anyone never to see this crap of a movie! I can't believe that Johnny Knoxville accepted to do such a bad movie, after doing "walking Tall"...
Such a crap of a movie shouldn't be released to cinemas, this shouldn't even be released to rentals.. the guy who wrote it should be banned from writing.. That's how BAD this movie is! Plz don't waste your time, you'd better go and see a movie that you've already seen, than see this wanna-be movie.
Definitely one of the worse movies ever! believe me, this ain't worth seeing, you'd better watch TV. rating: 1-10