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A Very Sordid Wedding (2017)
Absolutely horrible
I hardly know where to begin. The acting was as wooden as anything I have ever seen. the writing was execrable and the characters were as sad and tedious as the points attempting to be made. I watched it with the hope of humor. I experienced none. I am grateful that I was able to turn it off which I did around 20 minutes in. It is possible that the film changed after that point. It is possible that the plot was completely rewritten and all the characters were changed but I kind of doubt this. From the other reviews I get the impression that everyone worked at the film or had relatives who did. I can't remember the last time I wrote a review here or if I ever did but this movie was so bad that I consider it my civic duty to warn anyone who might be hoping to be entertained. I am still trying to get my head around the idea that anyone did like this film, even if they were in it or had relatives in it. It seems to me that common decency demands one tell the truth, the way you might warn motorists that there is a terrible accident up ahead, or that the bridge is out. Had I seen this in a theater and had to drive there in order to, I imagine that I would wish the bridge were out. It would have removed the memory of this film from my mind.
I think you have to be a certain type of person to have liked this film. I don't know who that would be because I have never met them and hope not to. It was really really bad and I will make it a point to see if anyone associated with this film is ever mentioned in another film I have yet to see. I am exceedingly happy that I did not watch far enough to encounter Whoopi Goldberg. There are some good things about this film. I didn't have to watch Whoopi and I did shut it off early so... it's not all bad. I'm going to make it a point to now comment on films I see so as not to give the impression that I am a generally negative sort.