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Savages (2012)
Waste of time
This is below a B movie, gratuitous sex and nudity, bad acting, slimy scenes and ridiculous plot. What more could you hate? Blake Lively is a terrible actress and giving her a line like "Can't you give me a salad or something instead of pizza every day", stupidest movie line I have ever heard. Why did they waste such great actors such as John Travolta and Benicio del Toro on this trash. I won't mention Salma Hayek as a a waste of talent, in my honest opinion she has no acting talent. All this to save a whore girlfriend who has sex with two friends. Must not have been too many good movie scripts around when this was made. We have fast forwarded at least 10 times and am only half way thru the movie. If I wanted to watch a soft porn movie I would have rented one. Don't waste your time.
Snitch (2013)
Same old drivel
We start with The Rock, his kid gets arrested, says he's innocent, divorced parents panic blah blah blah. Drug cartels, car chases, shootings, nothing new. Bad acting, boring plot, Melina Kanakaredes performed better in CSI NY and Susan Saradon must have needed pocket change to accept this part. We turned it off after 45 minutes, as it was easy to guess what would happen next.
You don't really need a spoiler for this one, just watch 30 minutes of it, if you can stay awake. Dwayne should stick to comedy, which he is pretty good at. I am surprised it didn't go straight to DVD. One plus for me, I didn't spend $12 to see it. Don't waste your time.