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Raiders of the Lost Shark (2015)
Porn quality acting without the scenes worth watching
If you look at the artwork for this movie, you think it sounds bad but might be good for a laugh. If you watch the trailer, you will be convinced that this movie will be terrible but watching the movie itself takes terrible to a new level.
The characters in the movie are not developed and are weak. The storyline is absolutely hopeless. The acting is horrible. There is no horror in this movie even though they claim there is, I couldn't help but laugh about how bad the effects are.
When I started watching it, I thought that maybe it was an amateur 80's porn movie by the quality of the camera work and the bad acting but as I let the movie go on it never got any better, but there were no erotic scenes.
At one point, the story has you "concerned" for the actors in a boat that has gone out to the island, but when they cut to scenes from the boat you can see other boats in the background but there is no concern for their safety as I am pretty sure they weren't supposed to be there or be noticed but I am assuming time is money and they didn't want to wait for the other boats to move for the take.
The movie does have a couple of really bad digs at itself proving that they knew it would be made when they wrote/filmed it.
I wouldn't recommend anyone ever watch this movie. It is truly a waste of time.
Blackhat (2015)
Worst Movie Ever
I wasn't put off by the average rating on IMDb for this movie as I have watch many lower rating movies and found that they were OK. This is the worst movie I have ever seen.
I can't think of anything about this movie that I thought was worth watching. The acting was not good (although compared to the storyline, CGI and action scenes it was incredible.
This movie is genuinely awful. I thought I might be able to get my geek on and enjoy an action movie about hacking instead it was like the writers took everything that was good about movies like Live Free and Die Hard and decided to leave those parts out of this movie and leave utter rubbish.
I considered putting some quotes from the movie in this review, but I think even that it putting you through more than you deserve.
Avoid this movie at all costs and you will never understand how lucky you are. If you want to appreciate how bad a movie truly can get, this is the movie for you.