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The Passion of the Christ (2004)
Jesus falls down.......FOR TWO HOURS!!!!!
This by far isn't the worst movie I've ever seen, But it is HIGHLY overrated. First off, putting an ENTIRE movie in slow motion doesn't make it more dramatic. It just makes it very slow and very boring. Second, the movie is one big plot whole. What about the people who don't know Jesus and came to see this film in order to learn something about him. When they leave this movie all they know is that Jesus was beat up and fell down a lot. Finally, the whole falling down thing. My imagination is probably bigger than anyone reading this, but I'm quite sure Jesus didn't fall down for the last two hours of his life. I understand he was tortured a lot and was probably very weak, but the man walked on water! He could do anything, He was the son of God, But some how he has terrible balance. I don't get it.
I believe in Jesus and in God, so this isn't coming from a sacrilegious person, but this movie is ridiculous!
Vampire Assassin (2005)
Worst movie ever made!!!!.......EVER!!!!!!!!
I rented this movie expecting it to suck, and it didn't let me down. I rented it with some friends as a joke. But, what we got was worse than anyone could ever imagine.
It starts off sucking before you even take it out of the box. It looks like a Blade rip-off and the guy on the cover is nowhere to be found in the movie. Its called vampire Assassin, but isn't an assassin someone who kills for hire? Well this guy kills the of his own volition, so that doesn't make him an assassin.
Then, when you actually put the disk in it gets worst. First off the menu animation is lame. But, when you actually start the movie every thing from the set design to the lighting (or lack thereof) is terrible. You know a movie is bad when the credits even suck. The acting is Laughable. The action is childish. The writing is elementary. And the directing is the worst>