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My Daughter's Secret (2007)
Was this a Lifetime movie?
I think it was, you can tell by the horrible everything and the even worse feeling you get when you watch it. It makes me sad that movies like this can make it onto an actual DVD. People are always complaining about the waste humans create in this day and age. They blame auto makers for giant SUV's, they blame Chuck Norris for leaving dead bodies everywhere, they also blame Rosie O'Donnell for constantly farting...but they should also blame people who make movies like this for wasting the plastic it took to make this disc. Also, this makes me wish the abortion age limit was raised. I think it should be set one year older than the director's current age. That way we can kill him and not feel horrible about it. Also, we should bring back the Riptide Rush flavor of Gatorade. That stuff was awesomeness in a bottle.
There Will Be Blood (2007)
Holy crap?!
I fell asleep while watching this movie, woke up close to the end and didn't even bother to ask anyone what I missed...because I didn't want to wake them. This was one of the worst movies I've ever seen. I want to build a time machine and go back to warn myself. I didn't even pay to see this and I feel like I've been ripped off. This movie is a lot like the Christian religion. Everyone tells you it is good and you are constantly expecting something to happen but nope, it just ends as crappy as it begins. I think it was 34 hours long. Well it felt so at least. This is coming from someone who sat through Daredevil!!! I think people like this movie because Oprah said she liked it. Once the queen hen says that something is good, then every housewife and homo out there has to follow along like Scientologists to ridiculousness. I would have given this movie less stars but it wouldn't let me. I think this movie actually owes me a few stars because it deserves to be in the negative spectrum.
The Cart Boy (1995)
Cart Boy
Have you ever eaten a used sock? If not, I would suggest trying it before you actually watch this movie because the movie will actually leave a worse taste in your mouth and for some reason, it will give you cancer. Maybe it was the fact that I can't hear and I had to have subtitles on for this, maybe it was because the director of this movie only made it as a joke on humanity...or it could have also been because of the horrible acting, writing, directing, and gay ass cat....but this movie was horrible. After I was done watching this, I noticed how warts started to grow on my retinas and my dog died. I would suggest you give this movie out as a gag gift, kinda like when you mail blow up dolls to your teacher or when you slap someone you don't know out of the blue.
Ong-Bak (2003)
I can't wait to watch it on the big screen.
My girlfriend bought this movie for me as a gift and it turned out to be one of the greatest gifts I was ever given. I saw clips of it on the internet that just blew my mind, but the actual movie is amazing. Tony Jaa is going to be greater than Jackie Chan and Jet Li. I hope some American studio gets him in a high budget movie that allows him to show a larger audience how amazing he is. So many martial artists or action stars resort to camera tricks, wires or stuntmen for their films. Tony is the stunt man. He spent so many years doing stunts for other stars and it shows when he does his. It reminds me of the way Bruce Lee movies were made. I have seen Jackie Chan movies and even though he does many of his stunts, he still resorts to wires. In Bruce Lee films it was just pure badassness. No wires, just a show of talent and that is what Tony Jaa brings...no wires, no tricks, just whoopass.... I know this comment just went on and on, but there is a minimum so I just kept typing.