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10/10
A very funny movie. TO BE SEEN IN Italian!!!
23 December 2007
This movie is great. With Renzo Montagnani, Alvaro Vitali and Mario Carotenuto. Very funny, a lot of great jokes and gags, super cool musics and characters, and a good plot. Of course it has to be seen in Italian, and understood, as it is. Watching this movies dubbed will ruin it, and make you hate it, because it is simply impossible to translate the jokes and the humor. Italian-sex comedy from Marino Girolami featuring Paola Senatore and Sabrina Sianni. Two detectives (Renzo Montagnani & Alvaro Vitali)two guys , are hired to discover if a rich industrialist is having an affair. The detectives pose as a gay butler and as a female cook in order to spy on all of the happenings within the house. And this causes a myriad of funny gags, and events to occur that make you laugh until you cry!!!
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Wishmaster (1997)
4/10
Lost family in fire and sleep with candles?????
4 October 2006
THis was so stupid. She lost her parents in a house fire years before, we have to hear that she had nightmares, and went through psychologists and various bull$h1t and then there is a scene where she is sleeping with 3 LIT CANGLES at the feet of the bed really close to the sheets...Hmm yeah that makes sense!! I cant believe how with millions of dollars of budget you can miss something so obvious!! where was the script and continuity girl??? In my opinion the movie had some cool scenes, but the story was weak... The blonde was cute apart from her Dumbo ears...i thought her sister was hotter. The Djinn had a Jamaican accent..WTF???
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4/10
waste of time. great zombies, but poor acting..not realistic
20 May 2006
Warning: Spoilers
This movie stinks. And I mean it. I'm a big fan of zombie movies in general, and I've seen most of them. Also Lucio Fulci's, Lamberto Bava's Demons 1 and 2,return of the living dead, the last man on the earth, fear in the city of the living dead, 20 days later, and many many more. Well, this movie just doesn't make any sense to me. The original was better. I gave it a 4 just because the makeup and zombie acting was very realistic. Everything else was very poor. The acting was awful. People freak, and panic totally, then in the next scene they learn how to use a rifle, aim for the head and then shoot, in perfect synchronism, and as if they did it 1000 times before. I wonder how many people out of 5 can handle, reload and fire a 1980's rifle. How many would know that the bullets need to go upside down from a small entrance almost at the tip of the rifle. Yeah right...anyways, this was just one of the many things that stinked. Another thing was the poor fighting skills that Ben (the black guy) suddenly has when fighting with tho old and fat and clumsy cooper. Ben seems to fight pretty well against even 10 zombies with his bare hands, but with cooper, (which my 10 year old brother could beat up with a pillow, he suddenly becomes clumsy and weak, and almost gets his ass kicked...bah... What about the brother of Barbara at the beginning of the movie? When he falls and hits the rock, you can clearly see that its just a plastic model, worse than the ones they use in stores to put clothes on...come on Savini, you can do better than that... And what about this facts??

Crew or equipment visible: After Ben shoves a body out the kitchen door, you can see a cameraman's reflection in the door window.

Continuity: The blood smudge on Barbara's cheek changes shape several times.

Continuity: The string that pulls the stairs to the attic down is not seen until the very end. It is not present in any other scenes where they are upstairs.

Plot holes: Barbara is wearing glasses in the first scene, but loses them after the first zombie attack. Never again, for the rest of the movie, is she hindered by not having her glasses on.

Just to mention a few!!!

How about how they board the wood on the windows??? they put 2 nails close to each other on the top, and thats it...oh yeah that Will hold zombies, man, good job..lets have a beer now...loosers...just 4 screws, one at each corner of the doors they use to board things up, would be able to stop those stupid corpses but NO, they have to mess that up as well...OK...whatever...even return of the living dead 1 and 2 were better than this movie...and they already are pretty pathetic...at least some scenes are funny... wanna see a good zombie movie? give me the same budget as night of the living dead, and Ill give you something better than this piece of junk. Sorry Savini, you should stay in the prop department, and not behind the camera...some shots were good, the lighting was good...but in a movie the acting is the most important thing, and here its very lame! What a good zombie movie for my taste you ask? dawn of the dead aka zombie, the original 1978 by G a. Romero... the 2004 remake was just OK... but why make zombies run?? also 28 days later was OK...
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