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Aliens (1986)
Come on!?
An 8.4? That puts this good film in line with The Godfather! All these 10s? Bet you wish you waited to rate this til after you saw Prometheus- a WAY BETTER FILM!!! The Newt character was an awful actor - no excuses there are tons of young actors who can act. She was painful to watch. This is truly a 6.5 & I wish the ratings reflected reality before I watched it. Ugh. Sigorney in her panties? A bit much but whatevs... And you know the bad guy at the beginning as well as who will make it. So where is the edge of your seat here- it's non existent like all the reviewers who gave this a 10 should be. Time to review your reviews people. If you go by it's rating you will be disappointed! So I had to... press the 3 dots next to these "Super reviewers" and look at All Tgere Reviews- Nothing but 10/10s the 1 st 2 review, I mean they go on & on & on all 10/10s its stupid- they all can't be perfect! Idiots...
CODA (2021)
What the heck?? Like an After School Special
The Best MP of the Year should have you on the edge of your seat dying for their line but this?? Is this the Academy's attempt at being Woke? For shame. This literally had me bored. I wasn't sure which story mattered- the deaf not allowed to fish, the start of a fish sale co op to get their fair share or the daughter trying to get into Berkeley cause she can sing? I don't get it. It's a 5. What's wrong with you people? You've drinkin the cool aid alright. This was sad. I want my 2 hours back. In the future someone will watch all the best pics & when they watch this garbage they're gonna wonder who paid off who! I do.
Freeway (1996)
This is why I don't trust IMDB reviewers
This is the biggest piece of crap I've ever seen. Who the F actually could say anything good about it? It's stupid- not at all sexy or funny... I guess I'm just one of those morons who doesn't get real art. I dare you to watch it- but don't. One of the worst movies I've ever seen.
Logan (2017)
How are these SO HIGH??? An 8.1???? For this Crap??
The best part of this entire 2 hour crap load is they kill the guy from Coming To America that did the Afro-Sheen commercials! He still can't act BTW... One of the most boring pointless Wolverines made. Thank God it's over. They really mailed this one in.
The Sound of Philadelphia (2020)
Terrific Film (Don't trust the "Top Reviewers"
For some reason all of the Top Reviewers at IMDB seem to think that the movie needed more action because it's supposed to be an action film. As if this movie should be called the transporter 7 then they could've given it a higher rating. This is the type of movie that makes me wish I'd read the book. What a great story well acted it left me wanting more. Terrific film judge for yourself don't listen to these jerks. They think they're film critics.
The Eyes of Tammy Faye (2021)
Go Jessica go!
Go Jessica go! If there is some thing that this living dog can't do I don't know what it is! What a great job as Tammy. Super funny cute movie. I think this is honestly truly based in reality so it's hard to tell if it was supposed to be a comedy. But everything about it is just so funny - to me. Maybe because I'm an atheist And I think these evangelist are complete idiots even if they are laughing all the way to the bank. So the movie isn't too serious either way I'm sure nobody expects that. But it was a fun way to spend a Saturday crappy weather type of day watching. But that's about all I can say about it. There really is nothing more.
The Tree of Life (2011)
Malick is NOT a genius
This is a piece of pretentious garbage & anyone rating it over a 3 is an idiot. See for yourself. This is awful! I really don't think it deserves any more thought but reviews have to be longer to be submitted so....
Horse Girl (2020)
Watchable but senseless
When you can't tell if a movie is over and or why it ended... there's a problem. All these reviews saying well it didn't make sense but it was good...? Huh? It's kind of cool but explains nothing and leaves you unsure what was happening. Sorry all you "smart" people.
The Matrix Resurrections (2021)
I am a HUGE fan & loved it
This was sick. If you're really a fan and not some neocon film killer this was perfect. I walked out satisfied & thrilled. And anyone using the word "meta" for the first time in their shallow lives can eat it!
Lansky (2021)
Blown Potential!
Screenplay was awful. Lansky interview for a book with a divorced loser. The loser even narrates some of the story. The worst part is the film also tells the authors story which isn't interesting and shouldn't have had any place in the movie. Lansky lays down rules before talking to him... which he violates immediately by telling his ex & daughter that he's interviewing Lansky. He goes so far that he in fact somehow becomes a Fed informant. And when Lansky catches on, he keeps talking!! (Because he "likes him". Lol... Stupid. Lanskys story is good however & Keitel does a good job. Sam Worthington (author) was terribly miscast as being from Pittsburg- the accent comes & goes. Really could have been a great one without Wortgington & his character. They truly ruin the film!
Good Joe Bell (2020)
Good for Wahlberg-!
I know Mark probably became "woke" way before me since he was a model & an actor early on(and singer), but we both grew up on the East Coast in the 1980s and then & there, if you were gay and anyone knew it- you'd go home bloody at least twice a month, and no one really cared. We all believed that if you're gonna flaunt it, you're gonna get it & it's your own fault. I'm happy to say that all has changed a GREAT DEAL (at least in the North) and what I never expected was to be in L A with a lot of gay friends as an adult- friends who LOVE! So the picture is important. I know there seems to be a lot but tolerance for ANYONE DIFFERENT IS IMPORTANT. And correct. Do I still say "that's gay",? You bet cause I refuse to be politically correct... and it can still be funny without being hurtful. Mostly I use it on my gay friends. Things like "you know why you're gay? Cause you crocheted yourself a pair of gym shorts". THATS FUNNY AND NO APOLOGIES & credit to the joke to Seth Rogan... so is anyone mad at him? If you are, you're not woke, you're a jerk. Cause THAT IS FUNNY. But I liked the pic & love M W in a not gay way...
Mother/Android (2021)
Really good SciFi
Not sure why all the crap ratings- it's not the Matrix but it was well done & good story! I'm a huge SciFi fan and this is very good! Wayyyy better than a 4!!! Watch it- it's entertaining & not too slow! Chloe was actually better than last few acting attempts- enjoyed her first time in a while.
I Am All Girls (2021)
Important Story
Difficult to watch and digest as it tackles a horrid subject. Story was good but hard to understand at times and I found myself asking is that THIS character or DID she just do that at times. No happy ending but a good thriller.
The Unforgivable (2021)
Wow
A 9 is the highest rating I've given anything. It's not The Matrix or The Unforgiven, just a well written, acted & directed film that grabs you from beginning and drops you at the end. No spoilers here and while Netflix has a ton to love right now, this film is worth the subscription! Just see it.
History of Swear Words (2021)
Nick Cage Proves he Can't do Comedy Either
Well. And Nick Cage proves not only is he a terrible actor but he's a terrible narrator as well. There's a reviewer on here that is obviously nick cage his daughter. You be the judge. He is so not funny that he actually ruins what could've been an OK show. There's nothing about history on here either. Just a lot of swearing and a bunch of comedians trying to make that funny. This could've been a great show. It was really terrible.
Yellowstone (2018)
Free on Peacock
Just saying. Not sure how to add that to Ways To Watch. Seems like this should be simpler to submit. That's a few channel to stream btw. Please make this simpler to do.
Falling (2016)
Al Fake Ratings
Is it fair that people put fake ratings on IMDb? It's not fair to anyone why make someone watch a film that you made because you want it to be good even if it sucks? This film is terrible terrible terrible terrible. No one should have to watch this garbage ever. It's a shame that people give fake ratings like they do here. All of you should apologize to the film world.
A Murder to Remember (2020)
Can't believe I wasted 2 hours on this CRAP
Robin Givens should never be allowed to direct anything ever. Acting was atrocious and story was so bad it was laughable. It even ends without finding out what happens to the antagonist!! Wow. Please don't watch this!!!
The Fourth Kind (2009)
Garbage
Pretends to be part documentary which is ridiculous. I watched thinking it was real until it showed things that simply don't happen. It's a farce. Stupid and I'm dumber for having watched it.
Lucy: The Daughter of the Devil (2005)
Why only 1 season?
This is pure genius & amazing. Can't imagine giving less than a 10! Huge fan of all L Bouchard!! This and Home Movies are amazing truly! Jesus is awesome and Becky the Devils Advocate- again, genius!
Hachi: A Dog's Tale (2009)
A perfect nice cute moving movie. It's no Cinema Paradisio...
But it's a wonderful, well made story, based in truth about love, commitment and grief. An easy uplifting movie great for kids and adults. If you don't roll a tear, you have no heart!
The Wave (2019)
Not quite a 7 but better than a 6
Well done and put together. Keeps you in it and takes a mess and makes sense of it. In lesser hands it would be a total bomb but honestly enjoyable.
Joshua (2007)
Not thru yet BUT if you can put up w/ 30 minutes of non stop baby crying then you may get past me
Seriously. 1st 30 min has at least 20 of non stop baby crying. Horrible. Can't do it. Sorry Sam!
Body Brokers (2021)
What a Joke
This is exactly the BS that the insurance companies have been running to their lobbies & the Feds with for years. A slight variation of this existed but NOTHING like the fantasy portrayed here by this absolute joke of a writer/director. Should be listed under science fiction. The Matrix is based on more fact.