I finally broke down and watched this movie, just to see if it could possibly live up to all the hype. Not surprisingly, it didn't quite hit that balance between camp and classic B-movie gore. It obviously couldn't be good enough to be a "good" movie, but it also wasn't bad enough to be a great "bad" movie, and so I'll rate it as okay, but mediocre.
The main thing it lacked was more camp. With a name like "Snakes on a Plane", that's pretty much what I expected and hoped for. The weird attempts at pathos during some of the character deaths ruined that for me. If you're going for a camp horror film, with plenty of gratuitous nudity, profanity, and horror movie clichés, you can't then have "poignant" dramatic deaths without some serious eye-rolling on the viewer's part.
Bottom line, at times it felt as if it was taking itself way too seriously, which just seemed out of place for this kind of film.
The dialogue wasn't as funny as I expected, and save for that one great line ("I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!") it was pretty forgettable and kind of clunky. I literally just watched "Snakes on a Plane", and except for Jackson's infamous quote, I can't remember a single funny one-liner in the entire movie. And even that line was sort of dropped in there. (No comedic lead-in, Jackson just randomly yelled it.) The problem, I think, is that too much time was spent on plot development and exposition (why the snakes are there, why are they so violent, who's behind it all, etc.) which frankly, I couldn't care less about. I wanted Snakes. On. A. Plane, damnit! in all its crazy nonsensical glory, and while I did get my snakes on a plane, someone decided to splice in half of a Law and Order episode for no discernible reason.
I think casting Julianna Margulies as one of the female leads was a mistake. I think she's a fabulous actress, but she does her best work in serious or semi-serious dramas (ER, The Lost Room) and in what should have been a farce, she was just an inappropriate choice.
This movie needed to be more ridiculous and over-the-top, which seems like an odd criticism, but one appropriate for the genre.
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