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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (2006)
for the fans
Spoilers...
If you are a fan of the original and were hoping that this movie would give you a better understanding of the leather face clan then you are out of luck. The most interesting and new information happens in roughly the first fifteen minutes of the film. From then on it is what I like to call the remake of the remake of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. If you are just looking for a cheap thrill and some blood and gore then this is your best bet. It could stand alone as a horror movie with out the famous name attached, but if you want to save some money just go rent the remake and watch it because that was basically it. Sure you learn how leather face was born, how the police gear was acquired and how uncle Monty lost his legs, but that is a total of about 15 minutes of the film. Other than that it is pretty much just like the first remake.
Unico (1981)
unico
Did everyone but me forget how morbid this movie is. I watched it a million times when I was a kid, and even then I knew something wasn't right with it. I mean come on the evil prince dopes up Katie with the magic strawberries and is going to do god knows what to her. Luckily Unico bursts in to save her. It is morbid! I watched it not to long ago and thought that the translations were probably really bad and that it was even more morbid in the original version than it is in the English version. The songs were atrocious. Bez made up for that though. The second movie wasn't as great. Even though the movies are morbid kids love them. My nephew watches them constantly.
Cheerleader Massacre (2003)
This movie was total crap.
This movie sucked. Who is going to drive their car off a bridge just because they kissed a girl when they were rolling. That is the biggest load of crap ever. Most people I know like to kiss girls. They aren't going to dramatically scream, run away, then drive their car off a bridge when caught. It was really funny how they just threw in that plot twist at the very end of the movie. That is about the lamest plot ever, it is as lame as Blair Witch 2. They should have just made the porno that they wanted to. Did anyone see the scene that was cut from the movie? The one of the girls in the the bath tub squirting chocolate sauce on each other? I bet those hoes got a raging yeast infection. The recycled explosion scenes sucked too. Did anyone notice that they used the same house for the ex-sheriff, and for the vacant house that the cheerleaders found.