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Biophage (2010)
Awful
Oh My God! I just finished watching one of the worst Zombies films ever made! I love a good B grade movie & a classic horror movie but when you try to make a Badly written, Badly Acted & Badly directed film look like a classic by making it in Black and White it only ends up being a Black and White Piece of Rubbish! I don't care if the budget was only $10000 I've seen better acting in cereal commercials! Admittedly I only watched it because of the guy that plays the doctor but now he makes me nauseous. The script was pathetic, I can only assume the Zombie makeup was self done by the cast themselves & the fact that these Zombies looked so weak and slow I don't know how they manage to catch and hold anyone. Beware never watch Biophage!
Magic Mike (2012)
Just Not For Me
I'm sorry but I just couldn't sit through the whole thing. The acting was wooden, they were saying the lines but not feeling it, it was like the actors didn't even believe in what they were doing, it was also really slow going. I finally gave up 70 minutes into it. Even if you're a Matthew McConaughey fan there was nothing he could do to save this film and even seeing Channing Tatum's half naked body got old real fast. The only people who had any emotion or depth were the woman watching the strippers, they should have been given top billing. All in all Acting (Rubbish) Dialogue (Rubbish) Stripping (Mediocre) Dancing (Good But Repetitive).