hifrmny Reviews

Mad God (2021)

Animated Garbage

[1/10 · 1 July 2022]

This is not a movie. It's simply a hideous bunch of animated garbage scenes glued together. The destruction of the universe, the destruction of mankind, the destruction of Earth, none of those could be an actual description of purpose for this mound of garbage. If any human being truly spent thirty (30) years putting this together, there just has to be something VERY VERY wrong with him/her.

The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (2022)

An absolutely horrible movie !!!

[1/10 · 15 June 2022]

The only movies N. Cage was ever any good in was the "National Trasure" movies and "Gone In 60 Seconds". Don't know what happened between then and now but he is one of the worst actors of today. He likes to scream and shows that talent off in just about every movie. I'm betting he has some extra cash hanging around and prolly paid folks to come in here and review favorably. Could go on and on but enough said.

Twelve Days of Christmas (2020)

This is NOT a Christmas movie

[1/10 · 7 November 2021]

Not by any stretch of the imagination. It has an abundance of F-bombs, drugs, alcohol, and a lot of real screaming even in flashbacks. Why would anyone ever give this film a title with the word Christmas in it?? It truly deserves a zero minus 10.

Warning (II) (2021)

Absolutely horrible and senseless!!

[1/10 · 5 November 2021]

This entire movie lacks a meaningful conclusion.

I had to rate this a one (1) so I'd be able to post a review but I truly wanted to rate it a zero. The movie is a bunch of horrendous garbage. I played through almost 3/4 of it so I could be fair and then fwd to the end but there really wasn't any end, nothing that made sense.

I believe people should make their own judgement on a movie so go ahead and watch it. Just be prepared to be very disappointed.

Mercy Rule (2014 Video)

A Truly Wonderful Movie

[10/10 · 17 September 2021]

PLEASE, PLEASE, don't listen to the naysayers because if you don't give yourself the chance to watch this movie, you'll be missing out on a great movie with a totally great cast that fit together so well and all the great feelings they leave you with. This is NOT a christian movie. In fact I don't recall anyone even saying grace or saying night time prayers once. Or perhaps that scene just eluded me. This is simply a great movie the whole family can watch together without having to listen to a bunch of F-bombs. Wow, what a novel idea !!!

I forgot to add times for the extra scenes within the end credits. They last from 30 to 45 seconds each and show the real end of the movie.

1...time is 1:54:07 2...time is 1:55:00 3...time is 1:57:10 I thought there were 4 but skimming through quickly I only found 3.

Dutch (1991)

A Top-Notch Comedic, Family Movie - An Easy 10

[10/10 · 22 March 2021]

I cannot for the life of me understand why this movie has not been watched by thousands & thousands of people all giving it a solid 10 star rating. It is truly one of the funniest and most enjoyable movies ever made. I wish I'd have kept count of how man times I've watched this movie so I could include an honest number here but I didn't. Suffice it to say it has been many, many times.

I watched it again yesterday and then thought it would be a good thing to come here and make a post about it so those who may not have seen it would give it a look-see. I don't believe any one can watch this movie all the way through without laughing and yet at the end, realize it's also a 'feel good' movie.

An all-star cast with stellar perforances from them all !!!

Hot Water (II) (2021)

NOT a comedy!

[4/10 · 21 March 2021]

Some may have found the scene with the dinosaur somewhat funny. I did, but there was nothing else in the entire rest of the movie anyone could honestly say deserved more than even a slight chuckle. Someone needs to correct the list under Genre so it reads Sports-Drama-Sadness because one 'sort of funny' scene does not make a comedy movie. All you do is feel sorry for the boy until near the end of the movie. The racing was okay and because of that I gave this movie a 4.

Once Upon a Time in Tombstone (2020)

Not One Single Good Thing In This Movie

[1/10 · 21 February 2021]

If anyone rates this movie higher than 1 or 2, they are being untruthful. I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings but the truth must be told......this movie is absolutely totally just BAD. I've never seen such 'wooden' actors. The script was BAD. The scene setups were ridiculous (the bar looked more like a child's lemonade stand.) AND it just never gets any better.

The Death of Dick Long (2019)

A Disgusting Mess

[1/10 · 14 December 2019]

The reviewer who said the facts were not presented clearly was right on. Unless you want troubling garbage to keep popping up in your thoughts, don't watch this movie.

Trauma Center (2019)

Whatever happened to the REAL Bruce Willis?

[5/10 · 10 December 2019]

This is the very worst performance for Bruce Willis I've ever seen. As the movie progresses his acting just continues to decline. And what kind of policeman would leave two girls who were hurt with blood all over sitting on the floor in an closed off hallway of a building, just turn and walk away when no one else was around to help. Too many scenes that were just too unbelievable. Put anyone else in his role and the movie would deserve at least an 8 or better because Nicky Whelan played her part to the hilt. She was fantastic.

The Queen's Corgi (2019)

Wonderfully Funny Film For Children And Adults

[8/10 · 30 May 2019]

It's so sad to see so many people jump on the bandwagon of the naysayer for no reason. Perhaps they are being paid somehow to do so. I truly hope no one pays any attention to those who are not being truthful in reference to this adorable film. There is no sex in this film and what violence when even the dog fight was no real big deal. As far as what happens on the bridge, That is needed to tell the story, and what about Snow White and the poison apple? Would people say Snow White is not fit for children to watch? If any child actually understood an adult joke in the movie, then they would have to be a much older child for sure. If any child went to this movie and got bored as the naysayers claim, then they best get their child into therapy a.s.a.p. Take this movie for just what it is intended to be, a funny animated film with adorable animals that offer a fun-filled evening for children and adults.

Drunk Parents (2019)

DON'T Pay Any Attention To Made Up Negative Posts

[8/10 · 21 April 2019]

The way this site has always worked is when a movie gets a bad review, another bad review immediately follows. The second negative reviewer following will try to make their review even more negative with subsequent reviews getting worse and worse. We had several people over last night watching this movie. Every one of us had several laughs during it. For the type of movie it was, it carried itself perfectly. PLEASE don't pay any attention at all to the bad reviews. If you want a fun evening movie to watch, try this. If you like comedy, I'm sure you'll enjoy this one.

Big Kill (2019)

An enjoyable and funny movie

[8/10 · 16 March 2019]

PLEASE pay no attention to the first reviewer here. Watch the movie and decide for yourself whether you enjoyed it or not. I found this movie to be quite good. I am keeping it as will watch again in future.

The movie has several funny parts and I mean I had several lol chuckles throughout watching it. You can't help but laugh at the "Never heard of it" line used frequently. And the one guy during the last shootout that was so fast, you never saw him draw. That was hilarious.

If you do like westerns, at least give this one a chance and you may end up having an enjoyable evening.

DriverX (2017)

Fun movie until the end...oops sorry NO end

[5/10 · 3 December 2018]

Why are so many producers/writers making movies today that do not have any real climax/ending to them? I enjoyed this movie until it was over and I realized there would be no conclusions forthcoming. And why did all the pickups have to be drunk or high on drugs? This movie could have been so much more.

Show Dogs (2018)

VERY Enjoyable Film

[9/10 · 10 August 2018]

PLEASE don't pay a lot of attention to the low rating. There is no way this movie deserves such a low rating so give it a chace and you just might be surprised. It was genuinely funny and at times laugh-out-loud hilarious. We are so hoping for a sequel to be made svery soon.

The Killing of a Sacred Deer (2017)

Worst movie of the year so far

[1/10 · 5 March 2018]

No direction, no connection, no explanations, and just plain cold. What a waste of 2 hours.

Dead Men (2018)

3 Hours of Confusion and Boredom

[3/10 · 19 February 2018]

I have never written a movie review before but this one just demanded one, perhaps to save some other souls from spoiling their evening. I had so looked forward to watching a 3 hour western because I really enjoy westerns. Fifteen minutes into the movie, my husband and I turned and looked at each other and both made a disparaging remark on the movie. My husband finally fell asleep and I forced myself to watch the entire thing. I kept hoping it would get better but it never did. This movie plays like it was produced and directed by a 10 year old. Sure does, right down to the part where the two men spit in their hands then shake on something. The movie is all over the place, no clear direction. Near the beginning, my husband states, "What just happened?" It was as if a scene was added to the movie that absolutely did not belong. The dialog was really very bad. The movie does not give endings to the main situations within it so if you watch it all in hopes of learning what will happen to certain people or of certain events, you will be sadly disappointed. This movie deserves a rating of 1 but I gave it a 3, only because you could see how hard the cast was trying and for the beautiful horses.

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul (2017)

The best in the series, by far.

[10/10 · 2 August 2017]

Please do not be fooled by the low rating score. Use your own judgement. This latest Diary of a Wimpy Kid movie (The Long Haul) is the very best of the 4 movies to date and by far. Several adults, ages 39 -68 and 1 teen, watched this movie together at my house and laughed all the way through it. Family road trip movies are always great fodder for comedy. I would say the first 3 movies were okay but nothing really great whereas this one was simply hilarious. Please don't let the low rating keep you from at least giving it a fair shot.