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Reviews
Gordon Ramsay's 24 Hours to Hell and Back (2018)
Tune out of u r a fan
Tune out of you are or were a fan of Kitchen Nightmares or Hotel Hell. Gordo has jumped the shark and is clearly on the downside of his Hollywood career. The concept of this show is gimmicky and the show doesn't draw you in and make you feel anything for the subjects of each episode. To be frank, the show sucks and it looks like Gordo is chasing another cable TV bum Mr. Jake Taffer from Bar Rescue. Think about it, besides cosmetics and a new menu, how much can you really change the psychology of a restaurant in 24 hours, especially when they are sleep deprived? In conclusion, watch something else.
Tiptoes (2002)
I don't get the negative reviews
To call this film a one or even a three is baffling to me. I found it interesting, thought provoking and entertaining. Sure it could have been executed better, from what I heard the first version was edited heavily and took aware some of the charm. As is, it's a solid six and a solid independent film. Personally I gave it an eight to offset some of the hate.
My review is over but I am short the characters to qualify for a review. In conclusion, check it out. It's a lot better than other reviews indicate. Bridgette the Midget's performance was impressive. I look forward to checking out some of her other performances.
Division III: Football's Finest (2011)
One of the all time greatest films ever made
Andy Dick deserves another chance at the big times. I can't help but think Will Farrell has copied this performance in every comedy film he has ever made but never got anywhere near the comic genius of Andy Dick. I can't believe I never even heard of this film before. Pay for it if you have too. It's one of those movies you can watch anytime, even if for only 20 minutes. Each scene stands alone as a comedy master class and the film in it's entirety is an absolute masterpiece. Great supporting cast. Micheal Jace is excellent. This must have been one of his last performances before going to jail. It's just great. Only downside is you have to watch Bryan Dork Callen for about 2 minutes. Other than that, it's great. Watch it.
Mr. Harrigan's Phone (2022)
Lame
Another complete and total dud from Stephen King. The whole film is lame. Forget that it is not even a horror film, it's just bad irregardless of it's genre.
Calling it lame is being polite. I want my hour and a half back! Give it back please.
I hope you find this review helpful. I put a lot of time into considering this review. You are welcome for having wrote it. Stay away from this film and if you do watch it, enter with low expectations. Possibly expecting the worst will make a viewer somewhat surprised. Good luck to all my loyal followers who rely on me to guide them in the cinematic endeavors. Tam Biet!
Crisis in Six Scenes (2016)
Enjoyable but only because
Myles cyrus steals the show. She is incredibly beautiful and u can't help but desire her in some sort of weird Woody Allen demented way. He must have listed after her throughout the production. He probably found this script in his archive just a vehicle to be near her. He demented like that. I understand why.
The Ron Clark Story (2006)
Best teacher student film I have ever seen
Normally these types of films lack and sense of realism and this one has it's cheesy moments but it's real good. Watch it even though they should have included a nude scene with his Latina girlfriend. Check it out.
Spun (2002)
Cliche!!!!!
Cliche Except for Mickey Rourke is surreal. Poorly conceived, written and/or directed. Boring!
Hart to Heart (2021)
So bad it's good
Emabarassing. Kevin Hart doesn't come across well in this at all. Embarrassing.
Shattered...If Your Kid's on Drugs (1986)
Just watch it
Smoking weed and crack at the same time and then coming home to talk to Dad straight as can be, classic "just say no" propaganda. Burt and Judd were court appointed to appear in this. Not sure why, possibly for pulling Loni's top down in public.
Unforgivable (1996)
Sometimes I write
Sometimes I write a review before I get deep into a film. The idea of my boy Jack Tripper putting his hands on anyone is so preposterous this must have been a personal project to change his image. He was a gentle kind soul. Too obvious to ignore. Love it so far.
The Alpha Test (2020)
If the actor playing the father was a little younger I would say his mother banged Gopher from the love boat
If the actor playing the father was a little younger I would say his mother banged Gopher from the Love Boat. Terrible film with people treating the robot cruelly. They deserve what they get and so will you if you watch this.
The Four Seasons (1981)
Embarrassing for all involved including anyone stupid enough to watch it
Being written and directed by Alan Alda says it all. Dated storyline, fake characters and completely unrealistic character development. No adults have ever had friendships like this. Embarrassing for the actors from the opening credits. Feel sorry for Rita and Carol that they got caught up in such an embarrassing film.
If my wife sat around talking only about photographing vegetables, I'd have to seriously consider ending our marriage too.
IO (2019)
You can follow the filming timeline based on a zit in her forehead
You can follow the filming timeline based on a zit in her forehead..
1BR (2019)
Don't bother
This film ranks with the most immature and embarrassing efforts of all time. Poorly conceived plot and rank amateurs involved at every level. Shameful to the horror genre. It should and likely will ruin every actor involved. They should all switch professions now. Good luck to you. Hope you can put this behind you and move on.
Cold in July (2014)
First rule If someone.....
First rule if someone breaks into your house and you are scared of them abducting ur child, let the child sleep with you. That said, this is a great film. Great soundtrack. Excellent acting.