blackthirteen Reviews

Cagefighter (2020)

Reviews as silly as the movie!

[3/10 · 2 December 2020]

This movie was just laughably bad. The only thing less realistic are the reviews giving it 10 stars. In fact, the three stars I gave it were generous. It is boring. It is a poor man's Rocky. The acting of Chuck and Luke was better than everybody but Gina. Well, actually Moxley played a good pro wrestler. Go figure. Absolutely nothing original.

Portals (2019)

Could be worse... Hypothetically.

[2/10 · 24 December 2019]

I gave this movie two stars because I figure the chances are good that there is a worse movie out there, even though I haven't seen it.