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Orphan: First Kill (2022)
Hear me out
I woke about 2 am and went on a movie binge. I went into this movie with absolutely no expectation. I knew that this was a prequel but wanted to be hopefully. Like the first movie she was able to infiltrate a family and attempt to blend in. However I never saw the twist coming after the mother realized who she was.
When the mother came in and shot the detective I was shocked. I thought to myself this actually might be high 6/ low 7. The mother and son being the actual villains and the father being blinded by his actual family was something I didn't see coming.
The ending absolutely ruined what could've been a solid 7 of a movie.
Guillermo del Toro's Cabinet of Curiosities: The Viewing (2022)
Could've been
With the third episode clearly being the best of this series I had faith that this one could possibly make up for the previous 3 episodes. The episode started out a little slow but slowly gained my interest. I had high hopes but the ending was just a sign the writers either ran out of ideas or ran out of time. Regardless this was a huge disappointment. There was no real explanation as to why they were gathered together or where the rock came from. I need answers!
This portion is me trying to hit my character limit. The Autopsy was the best episode so far and that's before even watching the final episode.
Bill Burr: Live at Red Rocks (2022)
I miss the old bill
I love bill but the last few specials including the mmpc just haven't been the same. I don't know if it's because he got sober or older but I haven't sat straight faced through his specials in awhile.
Rick and Morty: Rick & Morty's Thanksploitation Spectacular (2021)
I'm crying
This episode was an instant classic. This is why Family Guy took a shot at these guys because it's damn random. Like Patrick Stuart in American Dad Keith David delivers.
MindGamers (2015)
Its makes sense at the end
I honestly wanted to turn this movie off during the first hour or so. However I was bored and continued on. Honestly it makes a point towards the end that in my opinion reflects the direction we have headed.
The Devil All the Time (2020)
Shocked
Randomly picked this movie on Netflix and wow. From beginning to end great movie.
Stowaway (2021)
2 hours wasted
Are you kidding me?! Yes I enjoy bad movies but 2 hours and thats how you end the movie?!
Clickbait (2021)
Ok I gave it a chance
This is a show that requires you to have a little bit of grit to get through the first episode and the ever so annoying sister. I always check out user reviews before watching a movie so I know what I'm getting into but the low rated reviews must've been written after the first episode.
No Escape (2015)
Would've rated higher if not for the kids
I'm sorry but the children actors destroyed what could've been an easy 8. This movie had a lot of convincing action! The children were way over the top. People are getting slashed to death and your running back for a damn bear?!
Dark Places, Deadly Illusions (2021)
The comments are priceless
I always like to check the ratings on movies before I view them. I must say the comments had me rolling! I'll give it a chance anyway.
Malicious (2018)
Awful
This movie is awful. I don't write reviews but felt compelled to speak out after a blind man was given a computer monitor.