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The Machine (2023)
Not funny AT ALL
Someone needs to let Bert know he is not funny, this movie is so bad its hardly watchable. Feel bad fir whoever fronted up the financial funds to make this movie. The only thing funny is how comedically bad this movie is. Do your self and your eyeballs and ears a favor and DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE. There is nothing more to say to make up 600words so i am just gonna copy and paste.
Someone needs to let Bert know he is not funny, this movie is so bad its hardly watchable. Feel bad fir whoever fronted up the financial funds to make this movie. The only thing funny is how comedically bad this movie is. Do your self and your eyeballs and ears a favor and DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE. There is nothing more to say to make up 600words so i am just gonna copy and paste.
The Black Phone (2021)
Scooby Doo Cartoons are more Scary
Ever since i saw the trailer, I have been waiting with great anticipation to see this Horror movie for over 6months, with reviews claiming this was the best horror movie of 2022 - i was excited to finally see it. What a let down!
Basically, if you have seen the Trailers, you have seen the "scary bits" and the entire plot! That is how shallow and bad this movie is. For horror fans there were absolutely zero scares, or jumps, just boredom!
A very forgettable film that i will not be watching a second time.
Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022)
The People giving 8+ stars, did you watch the same movie?
I cant say much about this movie, because it was so bad, and boring, i stopped watching after the first 40minutes. It is all over the place, not funny, nor touching. I have no idea what movie the people giving high scores are watching, but not the same i watched lol. I gave it a one star to average out the high score so people don't get fooled into paying $20 to watch this in the cinemas.
Sukob (2006)
Not scary
Watch FungShui 2, that is a better movie of the pinoy horror genre. This movie didn't scare me at all. The plot was all over the place and the acting was sub par.
Ghoul (2018)
Don't believe the good reviews!
This is possible the worst show I have ever seen! Absolutely garbage! The good reviews are from Indians trying to boost the review score of a trash show because they know the score will be 1/10 otherwise
Bates Motel (2013)
Most annoying mother and son on TV
It gets really tiring watching Norma act like a nut job, who can't stop crying and fuking every time she is in a bad mood.
Is everyone stupid in this town? People don't investigate mystery murders?
As the plot develops it's hard to decide who is more annoying - Norma or Norman!
Yummy Mummies (2017)
Can I give negative ratings
This show features the most annoying, pretentious, self praising, materialistic, soul-less gold diggers in Australia. The worst show I have ever seen.
Don't Breathe (2016)
script is so stupid u want characters to die so the movie can end!
How did this film get so many stars? The characters make unbelievable stupid decision, u will want to scream out loud at the tv for the bad guy to kill off the protagonist, just so the movie can please end and stop pissing you off!
Poltergeist (2015)
Sam Rockwell CAN NOT ACT
This was a poor remake of a classic horror movie. If you are looking for a good scare - this is not the movie, it is so poorly made that it can only be categorized as a Comedy Horror.
The core reason why this movie didn't work for me was Sam Rockwell.
In my opinion Sam Rockwell has only one acting style, and frankly it gets annoying,there is no doubt, what you see on screen is what he is like in real life - because it's the same for every single movie he makes. His "I don't give a crap" blasé attitude and facial expression simply does not work for a horror movie.
His usual blasé body language and stupid facial expression as if everything is a joke spoils the movie and is the polar opposite of the tense atmosphere needed of a horror movie - this leaves the audience confused if they should be laughing or scared.
The special effects were not frightening and really not believable at all, almost laughable. I had high hopes for this movie as I loved the original but was really let down.
Premium Rush (2012)
worst movie of the YEAR!
LOW BUDGET, BAD ACTING, Disney PLOT, BAD PLOT, Hollywood Asian STEREOTYPE, this is seriously the WORST MOVIE I've seen all YEAR! i don't know which dumb ass wrote the script to this POS, but its even worse than a bad Disney movie.
I cringed at the B grade Asian actors that they paid $5 an hr to act and the cliché plots.
The soundtrack was awful, everything was awful!!!!! I usually don't waste my time writing reviews, but this movie was so AWFUL, i had to let you all know! Do yourself a favor, don't waste your time or money, go see a bad Disney movie instead.
End of Watch (2012)
Anna Kendrick destroyed a good movie
The movie started out awesome, hardcore, quick paced, gangster, cops action movie that i was expecting...until....
Anna Kendrick's character appeared, her acting was so pathetic and annoying, i was forced to fast forward any parts with her in it, her little miss perfect mommies girl " i am innocent virgin" look is so annoying, she has one acting style and its the same across all her movies.
The director should have cut out all the corny lovey dovey bits esp any scenes with Anna Kendrick in it! and kept the movie a hard core police action flick and i would have given it an 8.
The movie however did a good job showing the life of a police officer and the ranks and politics within the police organization.