jose990 Reviews

Madame Web (2024)

The magic cab

[1/10 · 14 May 2024]

Explain how by ust taking off license plates a NYC cab becomes invisible to the entire NYPD. Better yet, she drives to the airport with the cab, flies to Peru and back and she still has the cab. Is this a magic cab? It has all these TLC markings all over but no one seems to notice.

She walked to the diner in her vision in no time but when she actually drove there it became a 5 mile drive.

At the end she makes light of the fact that Ben is going to have more responsibility with his nephew. Seriously? She knows Peter's parents are going to be killed and that Ben is going to die but let's make a joke about how he's going to have more responsibility.

This movie is mind numbingly ridiculous.

Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)

Horrible

[4/10 · 16 December 2023]

This movie is beyond horrible. I went in with so much excitement and a big smile on my face. With each passing minute my expression changed.

From Jar Jar to the Viceroy sounding like Dexter from Dexter's Laboratory to Liam Neeson's wooden performance. It's like Lucas didn't realize that fans of the original series grew up. The only thing great about this movie is Darth Maul and they kill him off. You'd figure with a title of Attack of the Clones they'd bring him back, but no. This movie is neck and neck with the Christmas special on ABC. It's painful to watch and you feel embarrassed for those who made it.

Friends (1994–2004)

RIP Chandler

[9/10 · 29 October 2023]

I never used to watch this show. My wife loved this show and whenever she would watch it I would never pay attention because I had no interest in it. But then one day I happen to look up and see something funny and I got hooked. Out of all the characters on this show the one I can relate to the most was Chandler.

I started watching all the reruns with my wife all the time on TBS. But after my wife passed away in September of last year I just can't bring myself to watch the show. All I have to say is the show is definitely worth watching and it was sad to see it go.

Thank you Matthew for making me and my wife laugh. Rest in peace.

Masters of the Universe: Revelation (2021)

Great continuation

[8/10 · 23 July 2021]

They hinted about Teela in the 80's show. Great to see her story being finished. Ignore the angry little boys who are hating on this show.

Masters of the Universe: Revelation (2021)

So far so good

[8/10 · 23 July 2021]

So far so good despite the flat voice work of Sarah Michelle Gellar.

Coming 2 America (2021)

Surprisingly good

[7/10 · 5 March 2021]

Not sure what people people were expecting but just sit down and relax and enjoy it