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The Bob's Burgers Movie (2022)
Way too much songs
Waaaaaaay too much songs.
Plot is not bad, and basically it's just a "longer regular episode" of the tv show, but there are way too much singing.
Also, the panting, especially the shadows, are weird.
Kadin (2017)
Soooooo depressing
Ok, I get it, the show is based in a true story, and life can be tough, but everything in the show is depressing. Plot, actor's faces, lighting, etc. After 2 episodes I decided I've had enough, because I acrually started feeling sad.
Te quiero, imbécil (2020)
Just a regular boring movie trying to copy "Fleabag"
Someone got impressed by all the awards "Fleabag" got, ant thought "what if we made a Fleabag style movie..." But the result is way far from the original.
In a short sentence, this movie is boring, just this, not bad itself, not bad actors, and nothing so bad in particular to mention, just boring.
Cats (2019)
Waste of time, I mean a jelico waste of jelico time
I like musicals, I really do, but "Cats" is not a musical, it's a "dancecal". If you are watching a musical you expect the play to be focused on the singing, and obviously there is some dancing (or not) involved, but "Cats" is just a bunch of bad cgi cats doing ballet moves and it happens to be singing, or more accurate, repiting the "jellco" word waaaaaay too much.
If you swap "jelico" with "smurf", and paint the cats in blue, you get a smurfs dancing crew.
Tales from the Loop (2020)
If you like Sci-Fi DON'T watch it.
The show is beautiful, acting is amazing, directing is marvelous, everything in "Tales from the Loop" is perfect, except for 1 thing, is NOT Sci-fi.
First 2 episodes try to fool you, because there is things that look alike sci-fi related, but don't let them fool you, in the same way that if 2 lions appear in a show it doesn't make the show a "animal documentary" this is just a regular show with things that may be (or not) in a sci-fi show.
If you watch this show expecting a decent sci-fi, you will sadly only get a regular drama show, and to be honest, a really depressing show. The music, the scenes, the characters, the plots, etc. everything is perfectly mixed in a "if I see one more episode I'll need a medical prescription for anti depressants" way.
Cuánto. Más allá del dinero (2017)
Not bad, just watch it and forget it
Decent acting, decent visual efects, and not bad plot, but the big flaw is that you know how it's gonna end since minute 1.
La octava dimensión (2018)
Just a long Audi's tv ad
Have you ever wonder how a looooong boring Audi's tv ad will look?
If the answer it's "yes", you are gonna love this short.
Terror y feria (2019)
Don't waste your time
It's a small collection of short non related stories, focused on terror, weird and bizarre plots, but all of them are boring and non-sense.
With the final credits of any and single one you think "I can't believe that the director saw the final editing and said "it's ok""
Trust me, if you film something with 2 friends using your cell phone, there is a 100% of being more interesting than this.
Tiempo después (2018)
Worst movie ever?
It's hard to say if it's the worst movie ever, but I can say for sure that at least it's in top 3.
The movie is full with the best of Spanish's actors, seriously, the cast is awesome, but there's no way of saying a single good thing about this "movie".
The plot has no sense, the acting is weird, the tempo is slow, the dialogs are simply rubbish, etc. you name a bad thing about a movie and you'll find it here.
Neil Gaiman's Likely Stories (2016)
Booooring
It's quite simple to review this show: Boring
There is no much more you can say about it. The stories are boring, without any kind of interest, you don't connect with actors, etc. I was hoping for some "twilight zone" kind of show, but it's the opposite, there is nothing here to captivate you, just plain regular boring stories with endings that make you think "25 minutes for this???" Do you know when you are in the subway, going to your office and you hear a couple of persons next to you talking about small talks, or stories that you are not interested in? That conversations are way more interesting than this show.
Save your time and don't watch it, doesn't worth any minute.
Rick and Morty (2013)
Worst show ever?
I'm not gonna make a TLDR text, in fact, there is only one thing to say about the sow: "It's really bad".
Jokes are not funny, plots are ridiculous, characters are far from being "lovable", etc. etc. You name it. To watch this show it's a huge waste of time.
I'm quite sure someone said "hey, let's make a copy of "Adventure Time" for adults, with sex, offense words and mature plots", and to be honest, the idea can be good, but it seems like the show only got half the effort to make a good show, and in some point the creators though "ok, we are tired of this show, let's send what we've got to the studio and focus on to another project".
There are a lot of adult cartoon shows way more better than Rick and Morty. In fact, there are few cartoon shows worst than Rick and Morty.